A person who is ultimately the most hypocritical person in existence.
They make harassing jokes toward their female friends and address them as humor.
They make harassing jokes toward their female friends and address them as humor.
Person 1: "Do you wipe standing up or sitting down?"
Person 2: "Stop asking weird questions"
Person 1: "Answer. It's important. Do it or kiss me."
Person 2: "Stop, you're acting like a fucking Carter"
Person 2: "Stop asking weird questions"
Person 1: "Answer. It's important. Do it or kiss me."
Person 2: "Stop, you're acting like a fucking Carter"
by joshyandcarterhater November 15, 2020
Get the Cartermug. Carter is an amazing person overall. I know a Carter and he is very funny. If you are ever feeling down, go to Carter.
“Carter helped me through some very hard times.”
by BestFriend_78394422564887284 September 28, 2021
Get the Cartermug. 
A guy with a head as big as a world, and is a DICK because he thinks he is taller than you...and he keeps on saying "well I have abs" like no one cares Carter NO ONE CARES.
Person 1: So who's older, you or carter
Person 2: Me
Carter: So, like by a couple minutes but I'm taller and have abs!
Person 2 (thinking): WTF no one gives a shit about yo ugly ass abs!
Person 2: Me
Carter: So, like by a couple minutes but I'm taller and have abs!
Person 2 (thinking): WTF no one gives a shit about yo ugly ass abs!
by Like 20 people June 21, 2018
Get the Cartermug. Ethan is the type of guy with a extremely small penis but huge titties that sag on the floor, not the smartest and always masturbates to strange things when horny, does not regularly walk or stand up, and has subpar vision.
by Zabybabys June 17, 2022
Get the Ethan Cartermug. by Carter is Short December 17, 2019
Get the Carter Likes Jazzymug. Carter Cruise (born April 24, 1991) is the stage name of an American DJ, producer, model, and pornographic actress.
by .............,. February 20, 2019
Get the carter cruisemug.