ninja beat

The act of silently masturbating while in the same bed as your significant other, likely while they are asleep.

My girl didn't want to give me head during her period week, so I had to pull off the ninja beat several times.

by Arjiff January 8, 2014

Beats & Swing

Something that you may not understand or be able to grasp.

Genre of Music that is created from house and swing music combined.

"It's a bit beats & swing isn't it?"

"It's all beats & swing"

"Beats & Swing"

by Baby dj April 6, 2013

Yeet it or beat it

A term used to tell someone to either do something, or not do it at all.

You want to talk to that girl? Then Yeet it or beat it man!

by mrmusicguy206 January 28, 2021

Beat it and delete it

When you beat a game and then delete it.
Typically for when a game has 0 deployability.

Hey I just beat the last of us, its such a beat it and delete it game

by NoodleNoseWasTaken October 1, 2020

Discreet Beat

Masturbating while someone else is in the room without them knowing you are doing so.

My roommate was in the room so I had to pull off a discreet beat.

I'm way too burnt toast to go find a room with no one in it, I'll just discreet beat it.

by MasterBlaster5000 October 28, 2011

Beating the Mattress

Masturbation. Basically, if no one else is around, who are you going to beat it to but the mattress?

"John was beating the mattress so hard last night that I heard it through the wall."

"Jessica's out tonight. Guess it's me and the mattress."

by Apple-sucker July 26, 2012

Mnky on the beat

Used when the beat is absolute fire. The attributes of the beat are so unbelievably insane, they provoke the listener to utterly obliterate and annihilate all of mankind and leave only mnkys.

Listener 1: yo, that beat was fire dog!
Listener 2: Facts bro, mnky on the beat fr fr.

by MmmCAC December 19, 2020