noun.
A toilet that requires males to tuck their junk down into the bowl out of fear of urinating on or over the rim whilst dropping a deuce.
A Tucker Toilet is identifiable by either a very short bowl, from front to back, and/or if the Toilet Seat Bumpers are higher than average.
The short bowl will naturally bring the front rim closer to the tip of your dick. Often a sudden cold sensation of accidental contact is made, which is amongst the most horrifying things that can happen to a man in private. At least with a short bowl, this sensation can be taken as a warning against what could have happened.
When the seat has high bumpers, however, one can often find themselves pissing on top of the front edge of the bowl without warning, causing a Uriniagara Falls down the front of the toilet.. possibly soaking the back of your jeans.
Performing a Peter Tucker is necessary for these bathroom traps.
A toilet that requires males to tuck their junk down into the bowl out of fear of urinating on or over the rim whilst dropping a deuce.
A Tucker Toilet is identifiable by either a very short bowl, from front to back, and/or if the Toilet Seat Bumpers are higher than average.
The short bowl will naturally bring the front rim closer to the tip of your dick. Often a sudden cold sensation of accidental contact is made, which is amongst the most horrifying things that can happen to a man in private. At least with a short bowl, this sensation can be taken as a warning against what could have happened.
When the seat has high bumpers, however, one can often find themselves pissing on top of the front edge of the bowl without warning, causing a Uriniagara Falls down the front of the toilet.. possibly soaking the back of your jeans.
Performing a Peter Tucker is necessary for these bathroom traps.
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When you’re sitting on the can and you’re taking a poo.
When you’re stinking up the bathroom with your hot, stinky stew.
When you wanna have a drink, well have no fear.
Just reach for a bottle of that Toilet Beer.
Toilet Beer ... hey!
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