Thigh Squid

When your man busts a nut in you and it comes leaking out all slow

Man, I can't get up, I got a thigh squid on me!

by CumdumpSlore October 06, 2021

flying land squid

A flying land squid is a mythological creature of epic preportions that travels in a pocket of pure oxygen giving it the apperence of "flying". it's origins are widely unknown but it is belived to be the work of two stoned highschool boys. One thing that can not be argued with is the sise of this fictionary giant, its tentical can be the length and thickness of up to three school busses! They have been known to, in an insane rage, tear the roof's off of schools devouring all in its path. Only one has ever been recorded and it is bealived to be imortal with no preditors or ways of killing it. These mamoths are so fierce and powerful that they are the only thing that legend CHUCK NORRIS is actualy afraid of.

"dude I was so baked last night i looked out of my window and i swear a flying land squid drifted by!"

"Dude no way! You to!"

by IWANTTOBELIVE January 08, 2010

Sand Squid

A girl who runs with her arms and legs flailing (similar to a giraffe). Usually she is very bubbly and talkative.

That Cleo, she's a sand squid!

by bigcatface September 16, 2009

fingered a squid

when your pen bursts and you get ink all over your hand.

"what happened?"
"i fingered a squid"

by Nice_Car_Big_Boi June 21, 2017

Squid Promo

To say "it's all good" after an action that negatively affects you. Usually pertains to an action that isn't serious.

Squid Promo, I didn't like her anyway

by mightymouse14y8 July 22, 2010

Squid Fingers

A condition afflicting kitchen workers wherein small squid become affixed to your fingers.

That Emily Rich girl has squid fingers. Wow.

by bsfouru2 June 17, 2010

squid work

when you drink a lot of ink so when you piss or shit its full of ink and you do your work with it

(85%) at least for the paper

teacher i did my work cough *squid work*

by danny manny fanny May 02, 2022