Tow truck

The safe word used by someone who’s obsessed with towing

Last nite the neighbors was going at it all I heard was him screaming tow truck and they stop he must of been his safe word

by Ob1knoby December 12, 2020

piss truck

The drug testing truck utilized in large sample collection, generally at blue collar work sites.

I showed up for work after a night out and the piss truck was there.

by The Giant Blue Salmon of Justice May 6, 2005

Garbage Trucking

The placement of one's mouth and cheeks between another person's butt cheeks, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion accompanied by making a vibrating "brrrr" sound by blowing air out through floppy lips.

Named after motorboating, where the resulting sound that is created sounds similar to an outboard boat motor.

Look at that ass! It definitely needs some serious garbage trucking.

by Here I Be August 14, 2011

Truck Monkey

Guy or girl unloading trucks at Wally World for almost minimum wage.

I need a truck monkey out here to finish this load.

by ladytekwriter April 28, 2013

Hess Trucks

Buying your son a Hess truck is the Retardation equivalent of giving him ten bionics, six cheers for Ajit Pia, showing him the minions movie ten times, taking him to seven one direction concerts, half a season of Sword Art Online and five episode of My Little Pony. Please help spread awareness for Hess Related mental retardation.
If someone says: "Give Me back my HESS TRUCK MOM IM PICKLE REEEE." then contact us immediately to get help.

I like Hess Trucks

by not-a-cult-leader January 30, 2018

farm truck

not tyler’s rusted out, beat up, ugly, mass produced, nothing nice about it chevy truck.

Tyler’s truck is not a farm truck

by not.a.farmtruck February 19, 2019

fuck-truck

a vehicle that a fuck-boi drives

yo look there's jack in his fuck-truck

look he just picked up Samantha in his fuck-truck

i wonder what he's got stashed in the glove box?

by therealqueenofmemes March 31, 2017