by rockman49 December 30, 2011
Get the shoe poomug. A person super glues small dots along the butt crack like buttons and presses the cheek together. When the person poops, the poo comes out like a Play-Doh spaghetti factory.
I'm sick of my poo always coming out in one big log, its so BORING. I should give myself a poo strainer and then maybe someone will love me.
by RIPRAFT April 13, 2011
Get the Poo Strainermug. by Vagina, Alotta August 5, 2012
Get the Winnie-the-pooingmug. The lingering foul smell that follows a person who has recently evacuated their bowels. Often intensified in confined spaces e.g. on a transatlantic economy class flight.
"I say Reginald, that fellow appears to be dragging an odour around with him since visiting the toilet."
"Don't worry Edith, that's just his poo fumes."
"Don't worry Edith, that's just his poo fumes."
by gangstahippo January 2, 2013
Get the poo fumesmug. a poo which you do but you dont feel it come out, you just hear the slash, you then look in the toilet and it isnt there.
by Tizmo January 14, 2008
Get the Fantom Poomug. A generic term/nickname for the odourous, slightly distant supply teacher which every school seems to employ from time to time.
by abacab March 13, 2010
Get the Poo Johnsonmug. A near perfect game in the toilet arena. A confidence poo is where one is so confident that the poo they have just created does not even need a single wipe with toilet paper that one simply stands up and pulls their pants back on.
a: "Man that was a quick toilet trip, I thought you said you went number 2?"
b: "Yeah, of late i've had great consistency and so I was certain I didnt have to wipe. I just pulled my pants up and walked right out of there"
a: "Oh wow was that your first confidence poo?"
b: "Yeah, of late i've had great consistency and so I was certain I didnt have to wipe. I just pulled my pants up and walked right out of there"
a: "Oh wow was that your first confidence poo?"
by qwerty29 March 12, 2014
Get the Confidence Poomug.