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Jared

The illest nigga God created.. has more smarticles than every contestant on High Q combined.. Lover to Pickles the prettiest princess of all the land.
Yeah he's cool but he's no Jared. You can't figure it out? Call Jared he already knows the answer..
by TURBOLINSKII February 27, 2021
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Jared

Wow, milky Jared milk
by SalvationSalvador April 15, 2021
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Jared Jamal Pereira

This Jared is hot af. You’d never find one like him. He’s the type to not only become irresistible to girls but boys as well. His personality and looks are that hot. He’s the type of dude to start a Minecraft survival with u and risk his diamond armour to save you from the enderdragon. Once u get a Jared, never let him go.
“ OMG, is that JARED JAMAL PEREIRA?! No way you’re so lucky”

“ IS THAT JARED?! HE’ SO FCKING SEXC “
by LocalChad420 April 19, 2021
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Jared

Used as an expression similar to saying "f you" or "f off".
Works best when you stick your hand up in the other person's face while calling them Jared.
A name used to deflect an individual that is: obnoxious, rude, selfish, ill-mannered, arrogant, stuck-up, full of themselves, bully, uneducated, taddle-tale, cocky, coward, immature.
Similar to a Karen

Someone who acts tough but cries like a bitch when it comes down to fighting or dealing with a situation.
Someone who talks a lot of shit.
Sticking hand in someone's face and saying

" K Jared!"
"Calm down Jared!"
"Shut the fuck up Jared!"
"Man, Ben's being a real Jared these days "
"You've been such a Jared since you started dating that chick man."
by Elysiium 92 April 21, 2021
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how did jared do that
by jared1234ja April 22, 2021
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Jared Character

A character that is orange weird and wacky
by bignbomb74 April 23, 2021
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Jared

Did you know that kid Jared gets pegged by his girlfriend?

What?! No way... actual I could see that
Yeah but his also has a hot sister and she just followed me back on Instagram
by Room3 April 29, 2021
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