A website that claims to teach kids “reading” but instead makes some kids rage in madness. There’s Lexia making kids rage because it won’t save their answers for some reason, but at least it gives you certificates for completing each level. The most special certificate is the one where are you completed the last level of Lexia Core5. Then you put it somewhere that's safe. later it crumbles a lot or a little bit so it’s basically a piece of trash now even though it’s a certificate. for you it might not be a piece of trash but for me, it’s basically a piece of trash. It’s also living hell and it doesn’t really teach you a lot about reading. it didn’t really teach me about reading but I did pass through most of the levels. “And yes, I use Lexia Core5 for some reason, don’t ask me why.”
Teacher: Time for Lexia!!!!!!
Student: AUGHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOO PLEASE NOOOOOOOO
Student 2: *gets a 4x4, RPG, and a shotgun and shoots chromebook*
Also it’s telling me to include the word being defined so I’m gonna do it. lexia core 5 is a website that teaches reading but is actually living hell
Student: AUGHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOO PLEASE NOOOOOOOO
Student 2: *gets a 4x4, RPG, and a shotgun and shoots chromebook*
Also it’s telling me to include the word being defined so I’m gonna do it. lexia core 5 is a website that teaches reading but is actually living hell
by there’s kids in my basement May 31, 2023
Get the lexia core 5mug. The McKenziecore decidied to be playing with purple toys today, McKenzie core. Your name is probably McKenzie, or Mackenzie. You just wanted to join the NAME-CORE trend. Definition: McKenzie/Mackenzie cores has a playful spirit, and has passionate feeling for loved ones, they are very sensitive.
by Kz M January 11, 2022
Get the McKenzie/Mackenzie coresmug. by ReacherCore December 15, 2020
Get the Core Gangmug. its the website your teacher makes you use in late elementary school, and you have to do English stuff, but you only get a couple chances, but don't fret you'll go to the lexia Core 5 gulag where if you answer some questions right you'll be able to start back where you left off. If you lose , like COD Warzone, you lose and have to restart.
by The 23rd Maple tree September 15, 2025
Get the Lexia Core 5mug. The realest top g!!! Guaranteed to get you through school. Type of gyall to twerk on kitchen counter to ice spice at 4am LOLZZZ
Pigeon 1: Yooo budsy, you see that fit gyall walking over
Pigeon 2: ZAMNNNNNN, I wish I could get with here :(
Pigeon 1: Why cant you?
Pigeon 2: Keira is an absolute rocket
Pigeon 1: No why
Pigeon 2: THATS KEIRA CORE, shortys a dime piece, she has these pigeons lining up around the block
Pigeon 1: WOW! I'd lean left her her.
Pigeon 2: ZAMNNNNNN, I wish I could get with here :(
Pigeon 1: Why cant you?
Pigeon 2: Keira is an absolute rocket
Pigeon 1: No why
Pigeon 2: THATS KEIRA CORE, shortys a dime piece, she has these pigeons lining up around the block
Pigeon 1: WOW! I'd lean left her her.
by Bassem Elharake October 16, 2023
Get the Keira Coremug. A cliche of human (or rather, proto-simian being) that enjoys taking his shirt off, taking a picture of himself in the mirror with a cellphone, photoshopping abs on, and uploading the final, bestial product to some form of social networking site (usually Myspace). Average IQ: Lesser than or equal to 90. If a specimen is spotted, the only known remedy is euthanization.
Mirror Shot Core douchebag: OMG LOOK HOW FUCKING DEEP, EDGY, AND RIPPED I AM. *takes off shirt and flexes*
Good Samaritan: ...
*shoots between eyes*
Good Samaritan: ...
*shoots between eyes*
by TeeRyeForce April 26, 2012
Get the Mirror Shot Coremug. 