Trip Support

Great deals on flights and vacations and you can book now and pay later 😏

I need a deal on some tickets I get trip support

by trip guy November 29, 2021

IT Support

Because being Retarded didn't make your life shitty enough, You decided to help morons do extremely simple tasks.

Hey my computer isn't working

You should go see the IT Support guy

Doesn't he have a name?

No i don't think so

by Lunacity November 10, 2021

tech support

Tech support is an indian man who fixes your computer and has a lot of ligma. I'm sorry tech support but you have excess ligma in your body. You also get trolled very often and you are a scammer. Sorry! I don't want to get scammed!

OMG... I just got scammed by someone....
Who was the scammer? John? Tohn?
No, but TECH SUPPORT scammed me.

by sailorurxnus May 26, 2021

Child support

A monthly financial payment that mothers in Vermont have to pay deadbeat dads.

Judge "I hereby order mother to pay father $$1000/month in child support. Sorry, mother, I know he abused the child and he makes more money than you. But he hid his money really well and Perjured himself ... Shrug So, obviously, there's nothing I can do. Anyway, enjoy your life we destroyed. Court is adjourned."

by Profound Observations July 13, 2025

delusional trump supporter syndrome dtss

a highly common disease amongst trump supporters and maga folks. Symptoms include believing that Trump will fix everything with the nation or lower grocery or gas prices

John scrolling through news on Facebook sees a comment on a post about gas prices

Commenter: just you wait trump is going to lower gas prices across America

John: that person probably has delusional trump supporter syndrome dtss

by Backstroke swimmer 24 March 15, 2025

Dinosaur on life support

An old piece of technology that barely works, usually having to be plugged into a power source constantly to function in the case of portable devices due to a faulty battery. Can also be applied to actual dinosaurs on life support (or at least humans or animals).

"This laptop is like a dinosaur on life support. I need to get it replaced."
"She's a dinosaur on life support."
"There is a dinosaur on life support in my backyard, and it's eating my cat."

by AK Ramirez April 10, 2016

National Support Day

On April 27th you support your friends with compliments and love

Tom: Hey you're cute

Jessica: Why thank you Tom
Tom: National Support Day

Jessica: Oh well you're funny

by Caruto04 April 27, 2019