by trip guy November 29, 2021

Because being Retarded didn't make your life shitty enough, You decided to help morons do extremely simple tasks.
Hey my computer isn't working
You should go see the IT Support guy
Doesn't he have a name?
No i don't think so
You should go see the IT Support guy
Doesn't he have a name?
No i don't think so
by Lunacity November 10, 2021

Tech support is an indian man who fixes your computer and has a lot of ligma. I'm sorry tech support but you have excess ligma in your body. You also get trolled very often and you are a scammer. Sorry! I don't want to get scammed!
OMG... I just got scammed by someone....
Who was the scammer? John? Tohn?
No, but TECH SUPPORT scammed me.
Who was the scammer? John? Tohn?
No, but TECH SUPPORT scammed me.
by sailorurxnus May 26, 2021

Judge "I hereby order mother to pay father $$1000/month in child support. Sorry, mother, I know he abused the child and he makes more money than you. But he hid his money really well and Perjured himself ... Shrug So, obviously, there's nothing I can do. Anyway, enjoy your life we destroyed. Court is adjourned."
by Profound Observations July 13, 2025

a highly common disease amongst trump supporters and maga folks. Symptoms include believing that Trump will fix everything with the nation or lower grocery or gas prices
John scrolling through news on Facebook sees a comment on a post about gas prices
Commenter: just you wait trump is going to lower gas prices across America
John: that person probably has delusional trump supporter syndrome dtss
Commenter: just you wait trump is going to lower gas prices across America
John: that person probably has delusional trump supporter syndrome dtss
by Backstroke swimmer 24 March 15, 2025

An old piece of technology that barely works, usually having to be plugged into a power source constantly to function in the case of portable devices due to a faulty battery. Can also be applied to actual dinosaurs on life support (or at least humans or animals).
"This laptop is like a dinosaur on life support. I need to get it replaced."
"She's a dinosaur on life support."
"There is a dinosaur on life support in my backyard, and it's eating my cat."
"She's a dinosaur on life support."
"There is a dinosaur on life support in my backyard, and it's eating my cat."
by AK Ramirez April 10, 2016

Tom: Hey you're cute
Jessica: Why thank you Tom
Tom: National Support Day
Jessica: Oh well you're funny
Jessica: Why thank you Tom
Tom: National Support Day
Jessica: Oh well you're funny
by Caruto04 April 27, 2019
