steam card

What an online girlfriend asks you for --- supposedly in order for her to prepare herself for establishing a romantic relationship with you, but actually has no intention of actually meeting you or otherwise favoring you in any way whatsoever --- and what you will really feel "steamed" about if you actually do buy the card for her, since you would likely just be wasting your money and getting absolutely nothing in return.

A hot online chick promised me a "steamy" relationship if I bought her a steam card, but I figger she was merely "blowing off steam" --- i.e., making a huge show of affection without actually meaning it or having any genuine intention of linking up with me.

by QuacksO October 24, 2023

Check steam

A troll phrase said occasionally in the Geometry Dash community to bait people into thinking the 2.2 update has been released.

Hey Alex. Check Steam.

You're an asshole, Jerry!

by xtx55 December 16, 2023

check steam

A meme in the Geometry Dash community where players tell each other that update 2.2, infamous for taking 6 years to even get a rough release window, has been released; baiting unknowing players to check the Steam platform to update their game as if it had been released.

-GDPRO123: Man, this geometry dash update is never coming out...
-trollgmd: it's actually out now, check steam

by HoureSummi December 17, 2023

Being Steam

When you want to update or install a game and it takes a all of about 4 hrs for a 3Gb update.

It's just steam being steam

by Creaturebruhh December 20, 2023

Check Steam

Check steam is a joke in the *geometry dash* community about the update to the game named "2.2," which is a big update. People would say check steam to make people think it is out, although it has not been out for 7 years, and just released a couple days ago. Therefore, the joke is irrelevant.

"bro check steam its out"

"dude check steam"

"CHECK STEAM OMG"

by EEA A OFIUIOW December 22, 2023

Steam Abandonware

Games on steam that have been abandoned by their developers, left to die in (usually) an unfinished state. These games clutter the steam store but steam refuses to remove them as they make money still. Some players cling to the game despite its abandonment, and in some cases, people don't know or care that it is abandoned. Most of the time these kinds of games can be considered a ripoff as they are sold for a high price for a buggy mess of a unfinished product. Some of these games break as they age and become unplayable. Games that are endorsed by the development team though are not being actively updated do not count as abandonware, as the developers and the community still regularly upkeep and/or endorse the game.

I have so many Steam Abandonware games

by A.U.S December 31, 2023

STEAM CLAMMED

To get hit; car accident, pushed, punched, pile driver, etc.

My friend and I almost got steam clammed by a red-light runner.

by Altemose Prime January 16, 2024