A slow and incapable electrical apprentice. The greenhorn and bottom feeder of the electrical industry.
Tradie, "pass me my long nose pliers"
Apprentice *hands him a screwdriver.
Tradie, "you are such a squid rings"
Apprentice *hands him a screwdriver.
Tradie, "you are such a squid rings"
by RedDaug June 11, 2018

Thanos from squid game will be the best person you’ll ever meet. He will make you laugh when you’re down. He is on drugs which is pretty disappointing but he is very fun and silly. Thanos cares about you and he always will. Too bad he got stabbed by a fork…
by ThanosLover230 January 4, 2025

When you stick your balls in a deep fryer and say "blub blub i'm an octopus nigga" and then fuck someone
by xvx_k1r1t0_xvx_killme January 21, 2022

To say "it's all good" after an action that negatively affects you. Usually pertains to an action that isn't serious.
by mightymouse14y8 July 22, 2010

"Yooooo FUCK that was insane, that man just vaulted over a six year old! That's a squid and a HALF."
by the.sqvid April 21, 2018

John couldn't make it to the bowling alley on Tuesday. It didn't matter anyways because he's no competition. What a squid
by Suchasquid January 22, 2016

When you put a squid in your urethrae and participate in lewd actions with a woman. Upon reaching orgasm, the squid is ejected from your penis, leaving your partner with partially cooked sashimi.
Yo, I gave my girlfriend a huge squid load last night. She wasn't very hungry so she just threw the squid away.
by ejewbod March 2, 2018
