sidewalk squid

Used condom found on a sidewalk or in a parking lot. You don’t want to step on it.

Watch your step! I’ve stepped on a sidewalk squid walking through this neighborhood.

by Philexicon January 1, 2024

Squid Marks

Another name for a person's tattoos.

"Check out the squid marks on that guy! That is some serious ink!"

by Fatty Bearsteak September 10, 2019

The bLaCK SquiD

Juice

Juice cums Black he is the Black Squid

by The black squid small peopel December 10, 2021

fingered a squid

when your pen bursts and you get ink all over your hand.

"what happened?"
"i fingered a squid"

by Nice_Car_Big_Boi June 21, 2017

squid

A sexual act where a man shoots cum, like when a squid shoots ink, into the vagina, penis, anus, or mouth.

"Let's squid in the bed, {name}!"

by TexnTenn March 27, 2021

Squid game

A very bad english dub of a good korean TV show.

"Hey bro this looks like squid game!"
"It do look like squid game"

by CCP Chairman December 1, 2021

The Green Squid

The squid is a military punishment for extra naughty soldiers. The soldier being punished is required to locate a puddle at least 5ft x 5ft x 6in in size, and must move the puddle 20 feet away using only their butthole. The soldier must repeatedly inhale the water through their turd cutter, and carry it inside them before blowing it back onto the ground in the new location. The exercise is complete when the entire puddle has been relocated.

PFC Lesiecki completed the green squid in record time. His butthole must be an absolute vacuum! That big juicy bubblicious booty must do a great job of slurping up the water!

by JohnDoeTheMan July 24, 2025