spide

characterised by a stupid 'barcode' 'tash, shaved head apart from a fringe, a baseball cap on the very back of the head (the closer the peak is to vertical, the harder they think they are), trackies (usually white or disgustingly flourescent).
A complete lack of intelligence is usually neccessary, as is the pack mentality (usually displayed through large groups standing outside an offlicense crowded round a radio playin 'beats' and swearing at the 'wenkers' who wont get them shwall a.k.a. booze, usually white lightning - dirty dirty cider).
Usually seen riding around belfast on gopeds - those microscooters with a hairdryer engine on the back, or if they are slightly less trampy, in a 'madifeyd' vauxhall nova.
Their favourite activities include hassling people, robbing pensioners, kickin' off on people for no reason apart from 'slabberin', and sniffing glue.

those spides outside the offies well need a beating, glue-sniffin bastards.

by jj July 4, 2004

spider bush

a unkempt female pubic area;opposite of "shaved".

ishe wasnt expecting to hook up so she got caught with a spider bush

by jd July 13, 2004

Spade

Insulting word to people of black ethnicity, mostly used by white people, and is very rare to hear on the west coast.

Hey you spade go cook me some of last nights chicken left over

by Killerfusion May 7, 2018

chocolate spider

Another name for asshole

"Peter mooned everyone, and we saw his chocolate spider."

by myopia September 19, 2009

Nope Spider

A Nope Spider is such a big ass spider it causes people to set their house on fir, which is the only way to destroy the Nope Spider demon.

" I need to peeeeeeee." *goes into bathroom* *sees nope spider**runs out of room* "NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE" *sets house on fire.*
A Nope Spider is such a big ass spider it causes people to set their house on fir, which is the only way to destroy the Nope Spider demon.

by FangirlingASKDFGGL December 27, 2014

DOES SPIDER HAS PUSS PUSS

A sentence used to ask a human if a Spider has puss puss

"DOES SPIDER HAS PUSS PUSS?"

by PLEAAAAAASSSSSSSEEE HHHHEELP March 20, 2017

Queen of Spades

Typically a married white woman that enjoys sex with multiple(2 or more) well hung black males at a time, on a frequent basis. The woman is typically a swinger and engages in sex with the permission of her husband. The wife
may maintain one or more steady lovers and refer them as her "boyfriend", "her bull" or that she is "black-owned". Frequently the husband and wife film the wife's escapades for future enjoyment.

The term is also used for single white women that only date black men.

Hey man, I hear Jane is a queen of spades.

by BraveNewWorld November 12, 2012