spider monkey

The act of intercourse with deep pentatration. The man puts the bitch on her back holding her legs next to her head. He then sits on her ass pointing his unit straight down and he bobs up and down like a fishing bobber out at sea during a rough storm! Be careful you could seriously injure the bitch if you do it anal...

The fat sloppy bitch was brutally spider monkeyed!

by calven March 21, 2003

spider-puss

A spider-puss is when the female chooses not to shave her virgina for many months, thus making it a matty clumb of hair. Very simular to a tangled spiders web.

When going down on one's girlfriend, lover or just a one night stand you notice she has been.....well growing her bush for a while"Oh my god love, Is that a tangled web I see before me or are you just growing a spider-puss"

by THEONE1978 August 25, 2009

spider vagina

When your vagina can detach itself from your body and attach itself to a penis

Ewwwwwww, Selena has a spider vagina

by Mr.Smoov March 16, 2016

Spiderdick

When you masturbate or when pulling your dick out of her vagina and you ejaculate uncontrollably, resembling spider man shooting webs.

I just spiderdicked on the wall.

I have messed my room with my spiderdick.

by Yoraesha August 17, 2017

spider fucker

Someone who continuously says they're going to do something but doesn't. Particularly poignant in regards to the purchasing of vehicles.

Ryan that spider fucker still hasn't bought a motard.

by Cptcrob April 21, 2018

Spider Kid

A spider kid is someone in a click of spider kids at a school. Like there are the jocks and the nerds and the spider kids. There is no definition of a spider kid but you know one when you see one. Symptoms include but are not limited to: died hair, infrequent showers and passion for weird very nerdy things.

Brandon is hanging out with his spider kid friends at band rn.

by daddylvsu69 October 3, 2018

Spider fingers

Slang word for Arachnodactyly. Extremely long fingers are side effects along with long toes. Helpful power up when fingering girls and fielding in cricket.

"I wish I had spider fingers like Rick"

by no-one likes him April 18, 2019