Smoke a dick

Used as an expression of frustration. Phrase that can be used to tell someone off. Phrase was created in a Denver, CO hotel room.

If someone is all up in yo grill just say, "Hey, go smoke a dick."

Friend- "Dude 2+2=4," You- "Shut the fuck up and go smoke a dick!"

by keeper5 August 13, 2010

Smoking Joe

From British Touring Car driver 'Smoking' Jo Winkelhoch, comes a slang term for a cigarette. A smoking joe, or just joe.

Got any joes? I gave my last one to Justin.

by Dr Harry Koch January 27, 2005

Hog Smoking

A blow job, a BJer, a knob job BJer Knob Job

Many broads enjoy giving a hog smoking, while all guys enjoy receiving a hog smoking!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 16, 2007

Smoke Stack

The measurement of a bongs full capacity reaching the top of the neck but does not include smoke inhaled. Usually used in the context of bong that needs to be cleared or when newbies need others to milk it for them.

commonly shortened to "stack"

ex.1
"She cleared like 3 stacks out of my straight shot.."

ex.2
I don't wanna finish that stale smoke stack!

by KHANO June 22, 2011

smoke meat

When The lips of a vagina are particularly large, looking like a slab of Schwartz's smoked meat.

"I heard that Massé's girl has the worst smoke meat on the shore."

by ElvisWong January 14, 2009

ninja smoke

To smoke and leave undetected in an otherwise public or non-smoking area.

"I ninja smoked some weed in the McDonald's bathroom, bought a Big Mac, and left."

"I had a cigarette in the library the other day, crouching behind the children's books."

"We ninja smoked a bowl behind the supermarket just before someone took out the trash."

by A Clockwork Orange November 8, 2008

shoveling smoke

Doing a good job of getting nowhere.

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

by CrimsonNova March 21, 2009