A talentless weasel who is became internet famous for making videos on the musical.ly app. His fame also spread to his instagram and twitter, he is an apparently online sensation for no reason. He has no talent or good looks but somehow he's become a member of magcon, and the target of affection for millions of pre-pubescent middle school girls.
Oh gosh, look at that guy over there, he thinks he's so handsome but really he's talentless. Someone needs to tell him to stop acting like Jacob Sartorius.
by Julicakes1 July 31, 2016
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A pussyshart is a disgusting, more violent version of a common "pussyfart" experienced only by the most sick members of society. A pussyshart is an expulsion of trapped air and shit from within a woman's poonani flaps. "How the fuck did the shit get in there?!" you may be asking yourself, please see - space docking.
"Yo, how much to let that hot girl over there pussy shart in your mouth?"
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"Shiiit, you're fucked up man, that's just sick..." *runs away crying*
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