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Skittling

A vulgar recreational activity, somewhat similar to the game of washers, wherein a person throws Skittles up in the air or across a room, one at a time, with the goal of landing a Skittle in a person's anus. This can involve two people, or a single person playing by themselves, which is more properly known as auto-Skittling. This activity is typically enjoyed by politicians who have a job to do, but do not show up to do it, in favor of Skittling in their office or the office of a colleague.
Question: Where was Rep. Smith? He was supposed to ask questions about that bill.
Answer: He was in his office Skittling.
by LetDownBySkittlers May 1, 2025
mugGet the Skittlingmug.

Skittle

When you see a yellow car, truck, or SUV (buses do not count), yell "skittle!"
Person 1: *sees yellow car* "skittle!"
Person 2: ah man, I missed it. 1-0.
by casper_the_ghost November 4, 2021
mugGet the Skittlemug.

skittle milk

When you put a whole packet of skittle powder in milk.
Charlie: (what’s a skittle packet in milk) here has some skittle milk.

Luke: thank you (drink the skittle milk).

Luke: What the fuck it taste like paint.
by Hdhdgdyiewh March 22, 2023
mugGet the skittle milkmug.

Mega Neon Skittles

Everyone in any age and any type to be wih anyone
Sama: You guys are my mega neon skittles
by sama skittles October 9, 2020
mugGet the Mega Neon Skittlesmug.

Skittle Racist

A person who doesn't tip a fast-food deliverer due to the race of said deliverer.
"Dude, Mohammed delivered my curry 2 hours late, he didn't get his two pence tip. Am I a Skittle Racist?"
by Haffnaff August 1, 2012
mugGet the Skittle Racistmug.

Skittles gummies

Hym "Skittles gummies are a thing!? I didn't read the bag before I opened it! This is both disappointing and delicious!"
by Hym Iam February 29, 2024
mugGet the Skittles gummiesmug.

Skittle diddle

“Your a skittle diddle
by Rico Suave 717 January 3, 2024
mugGet the Skittle diddlemug.

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