A vulgar recreational activity, somewhat similar to the game of washers, wherein a person throws Skittles up in the air or across a room, one at a time, with the goal of landing a Skittle in a person's anus. This can involve two people, or a single person playing by themselves, which is more properly known as auto-Skittling. This activity is typically enjoyed by politicians who have a job to do, but do not show up to do it, in favor of Skittling in their office or the office of a colleague.
Question: Where was Rep. Smith? He was supposed to ask questions about that bill.
Answer: He was in his office Skittling.
Answer: He was in his office Skittling.
by LetDownBySkittlers May 1, 2025

by casper_the_ghost November 4, 2021

Charlie: (what’s a skittle packet in milk) here has some skittle milk.
Luke: thank you (drink the skittle milk).
Luke: What the fuck it taste like paint.
Luke: thank you (drink the skittle milk).
Luke: What the fuck it taste like paint.
by Hdhdgdyiewh March 22, 2023

by sama skittles October 9, 2020

"Dude, Mohammed delivered my curry 2 hours late, he didn't get his two pence tip. Am I a Skittle Racist?"
by Haffnaff August 1, 2012

Hym "Skittles gummies are a thing!? I didn't read the bag before I opened it! This is both disappointing and delicious!"
by Hym Iam February 29, 2024
