Farm-Sized

A woman who is so unbelievably fat, she looks like she has to be either milked or fed by a trough. Aka wide as all outside.
Good God! That bitch is one chalupa away from being a farm-sized fattie!!
by TonyRoma70 September 12, 2022
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Tucker size

I’m low on chew so only take a tucker size
by Cart boss 2.0 October 09, 2021
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size run

In clothing retail, a size run refers to a full set of clothing sizes. This can mean a range from XS-XL, or whatever that line of clothing’s size range may be.
We got 12 size runs of these hoodies in the middle of fucking summer, why does HQ hate us?!
by depressedretailworker July 30, 2022
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size run

In clothing retail, a size run refers to a full set of clothing sizes. This can mean a range from XS-XL, or whatever that line of clothing’s size range may be.
We got 12 size runs of these hoodies in the middle of fucking summer, why does HQ hate us?!
by depressedretailworker July 30, 2022
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Uber Sized

A drunken unit of group measurement indicating that a group is perfectly sized (4) to take a standard Uber without having to either: A: Take out a second mortgage to afford an Uber X Upgrade during peak hours

or
B: Play Russian roulette in hopes that your potential driver is chill with double buckling, and if he/she is, to play human Tetris in the back of a Corolla on the way to the next bar.
e.g. #1: The bad news is that Greg and Nate aren’t going to be able to make it out to the bars with us to anymore because of the 151 shot for shot contest they held earlier. The good news is our group is now Uber Sized.
e.g. #2: We were going to be Uber Sized, but then Mike had to invite that insufferable bitch Karen along.
by Jeef Berky December 29, 2014
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Sizing Up

When a guy looks a a girls thighs to determine if his thing will fit or not, if her thighs are bigger the harder it will be if they're smaller the easier it will be
"why you staring at her thighs?"

"just sizing up"

-hunnidmoji
by ilikethetasteofwater July 31, 2021
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rectum sized keyboard

a keyboard thats around the size of an average rectum.
how big is your keyboard?

i have a rectum sized keyboard, its really big!

well how big is your rectum?
by CoolGuy205 August 09, 2023
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