emo-sized

in a emo type state but not really wanted to black your eyes or cut your wrist

Captin! Every time I crunch I get Emo-Sized because I know I'm getting fat then my girlfriend won't love me anymore! Now I just sit in my room in darkness crying listening to Hawthorn Heights, and then someone calls and I seem to be fine.

by Tman00178 September 1, 2006

it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood

Referring to penis size.

"Hey Bret"
"Yea Toby"
"I know you got a small penis and I just want you to know it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood"
"Thanks Toby"

by Johnny Boy 12347 January 25, 2017

subway size

Its when a guy says he has a 12inch dick but its really only 11inches

"Yo, my dick be subway sized"

by Caraphenilia May 28, 2016

Fanta-size

To graphically dream of a "jumbo" can of sugary soft drink.

Sticky-sweet libation aside, lots of guys and gals alike often "fanta-size" about huge genitals, either on their own bodies or on those of their significant other.

by QuacksO March 6, 2023

super size it

to pack an extremely large bowl of marijuana (weed, ganja, pot, grass etc.)

guy #1) bro i got an ounce of some good shit

guy #2) lets go smoke a bowl

guy #1) lets super size it

guy #2) yeah!

by TP koslip March 13, 2010

Fun sized

A girl who is fairly small but has curves in all the right places. A small girl with big boobs and a big ass. Also a very attractive girl, these girls are below 5'5. An example is Mila Kunis.

"Jackie is fun sized"

by Kitty Rizzler April 11, 2024

become the size of a house

to be really really really fat.

"she ate everything, she's gonna become the size of a house"

by trainfan March 1, 2025