Shoulder Sitter

Someone who has their head so far up their ass they are sitting on their own shoulders.

My boss is such a shoulder sitter, I wonder how he can see his computer screen with his big fat head lodged in is anus.

by Saltine Nachos February 20, 2009

situationship

when two people are talking to each other like they are in a relationship but they are not in one. And they can not talk to anybody else this way.

" Hey are you Jake still talking to that girl ? "
" No man, he is in a situationship with Katie . "

by amour.princess July 23, 2019

House-Sitting

The act of watching a person's house, whether a neighbor, friend, relative, etc. Activities include eating all their food, watching their TV, and playing with their pets. Can be very fun or just a huge drag.

Person 1: Dude, house-sitting is so lame. Let's throw a kick ass party!
Person 2: Fuck yeah!!

by snarky56 June 22, 2009

Sitting on a wet log

1. Someone who's being a downer or just having a bad day.

You lost your key again? Man, you are just sitting on a wet log.

by Wetlogger August 26, 2013

Sitevah

Sitevah is usually a name given to a kind not awful looking girl. This person will always be there for you and will always give you good advice although this person is a bit of a hoe. This person responds to messages quickly and normally stays up to early hours of the morning without realizing it. Though she is a bit of a hoe she will always pick friends over guys. They will always protect you even if they have to get physical.

Sitevah gives great advice!

by GCup2004 April 26, 2020

Toilet Sitter

The backside of any person, individual. The butt cheecks, the rear end, the caboose, the ass.

Person One: Look at the large toilet sitter on that bitch.

If the 'toilet sitter' of the person is some hot babe, then, "Awww, yeah, she could sit on me any day of the week."

If the 'toilet sitter' is from a larger heavyset woman, then, "(SPIT TAKE) HOLY SHIT, WHAT? (VOMIT.)

(Not just for females, but males as well.)

by zinnate November 12, 2011

fun situation

It’s when you’re flirting with someone and it’s “fun” between you two but You aren’t talking or a thing..... yet

We playfully flirt It’s a “fun situation”

by Lila_g September 10, 2019