Sammie

A girl who is fiery and loves cats a lot. She is a great roommate and will clean which is a plus. As long as she has wine she is happy. Get yourself a Sammie

“Fuck you Sammie!”

by qidheodons November 24, 2021

Sammy

The name of my soon-to-be ex wife. I’m glad everyone I once knew chose her lies over me.

Samantha’s dont work and they don’t cook or do anything domestic. She likes to eat and grow her ass bigger!! Huge ass for 13 years while I supported her and her child.

Sammy’s are also unfaithful just like me. and I couldn’t deal with it so I just stopped caring
I don’t wanna explain my side of things.

Shame on her for keeping this going for so long.

I don’t have bad bad to say
About a Sammy bc that’s The mother of my children.

You do not have my permission to use any of the events from my life.

That Sammy came from Subway where the footlongs are readily available!!

by HandlesEverywhere March 2, 2025

Sammy G

A pretty cool dude. Likes ducks. A little too much. He can beat Guy Fieri in a race any day. He likes to do things most people would think are a little bonkers. He’s the funniest guy you’ll ever know and boy does his Buddy the Elf expression make people laugh.

You see that guy over there standing in the fountain? He’s acting like a real Sammy G.

Sammy G is President of the United States!! Isn’t that just so cool??

by TheBestSammyG February 16, 2023

Sammie

A girl with a contagious smile. She is a unique "one of a kind" person. She wears her heart on her sleeve for those who will do the same for her. She is the poster child for " People Pleaser" and She loves HARD. Who knows you might just fall in love with her ;) She's a great listener, amazing advice giver and an AMAZING FRIEND!! She's down with the deep talks and down to sit in a room with you and be silent if you want. She'll be there when you need her and shell give you some space if you need. Keep this girl close because once you show her loyalty, love and respect she will always be on your team. BUT DONT CROSS HER. If there's anyone you shouldn't test, its her. She may forgive.. but she'll never forget... Anyways, like they always say " the happiest people can also be the saddest" so when you get a chance don't let the happiness fool you. she's so busy trying to be there for others that hardly anyones there for her. So please be there for your Sammie, she's always there for you.

I want a friend like Sammie.

Sammie is so beautiful, im glad I know her.

by MA$APAh November 23, 2021

Sammy

sammy a gigachad/stud/alpha male be careful because he will steal all your womens

guy: omg babe run its sammy

women: sucks sammys cock

by 😀😁😂🤣😃🤩😑😚😏😏😏😣😣🙂🙂 February 2, 2022

Sammy

That short guy who will not open up unless he trusts you with all his heart is Sammy. He likes to drink a looooot but he's harmless. He is a sweetheart, gives amazing advice to friends and will tell you the hard truth if he considers you a friend. If not, he will say what you want to hear. He can be mature and a child at the same time. It's always fun to hang out with him.

I'm going to drink all night tonight. I'm going to pull a Sammy.

by Eyebrowless Lady May 27, 2020

Sammy Dees

the man, the legend himself .... a true SAVAGE MOTHER FUCKER ... This man gets cross faded, drunk, high and he fucks bitches all night long. He pulls all the ladys including the one and only MAE JACKSON.

boy “was that sammy dees”
girl “holy shit yea”
boy “i have now seen god himself”

by taylor kinkaid January 2, 2019