The act of sucking body parts of yourself - commonly shoulders, arms, legs and penile/vag areas, to give yourself a hickey. People may do so to fake being in a relationship or, more sadly, to give themselves a sense of love.
Adam: How did you get that hickey there on your cock? You don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Alec: Nah man, I DIYed it.
Adam: You're a Sad Sucker? Man, that's brings me back ...
Alec: We should sad suck together sometime.
Adam: Totally! Yours next Friday. 4 o'clock?
Alec: Sad Sucking bros!
Alec: Nah man, I DIYed it.
Adam: You're a Sad Sucker? Man, that's brings me back ...
Alec: We should sad suck together sometime.
Adam: Totally! Yours next Friday. 4 o'clock?
Alec: Sad Sucking bros!
by SeeMeLater September 25, 2022
Feeling when you are really sad about something, however, your body still have place for a boner, but it feels different than a regular boner, its just like the power of sadness is in there in your cock, it's a Sad Boner.
I was really down for my wife cheating on me, but then some porn appeared on my newsfeed and man, I had such a Sad Boner.
by Barracuda Dan November 26, 2017
When your life partner is upset because you slapped your mad dong across their supple cheeks, causing a serious fracture in the cheek bone (malar bone).
“Sorry it’s just myself tonight, Becky couldn’t make it, classic case of sad cheekbone”.
“Oh that’s a shame, how’s she doing?”
“She’s dead.”
“Oh that’s a shame, how’s she doing?”
“She’s dead.”
by Hugo Ross November 25, 2017
When it’s the last formal dinner of the sem and you have to say goodbye to some cool people but also eat nice food and listen to cool music and speeches
by Sally1234_not October 16, 2017
It was almost a ritual-
How Dylan would Netflix and chill with depressing documentaries, and proceed sad-smash any and every dirty hippie chick he could get his hands on.
He would often times (but not always) follow up with asking for a boof assist.
How Dylan would Netflix and chill with depressing documentaries, and proceed sad-smash any and every dirty hippie chick he could get his hands on.
He would often times (but not always) follow up with asking for a boof assist.
by TripSixxx666 October 04, 2018
Sadie, a girl who shat her pants and owns a trash group called COLLAP$E, she beats and yells at her former Waif, Kali. It’s rumored she threatened divorce for not buying her demoniac, and tags her in old lady tiktoks.
Sad Die is a robanger
by Best Waif Of The Century January 07, 2021
by brzzz January 17, 2020