Spanish Protest

To take a shit in someone else's tent.

HAHAHA I just took a Spanish Protest in your tent!

by Spanish Protester December 7, 2011

Jack Marles Spanish Rizz

his capability to rizz up girls in spanish

damn bro you've eaten more than jack marles spanish rizz

by not noah tolly March 21, 2024

Screams in Spanish

something really dumb to say since you can't scream in Spanish

Movie - *Jumpscare*

Guy - *Screams in Spanish*

by Matsu Robot June 23, 2022

whats no in spanish

A funny thing to ask like you don’t know the answer, even though you do.

Funny dude: Yo, dude.. whats no in Spanish?
Other dude: …it’s literally ‘no’

by Lizzy!! July 16, 2021

Spanish Sausage

When someone gives a reach around while the man is cooking breakfast.

Pedro gave Carl a Spanish Sausage and they didn't eat until brunch.

by Pablo Sausage January 20, 2024

spanish espresso

Diarrhea shitting into a bathtub, then fucking a girl in it.

Dude 1: You were so drunk last night
Dude 2: No i wasn't
Dude 1: Bro, you gave a girl the Spanish espresso
Dude 2: Ah, that's why there was a brown spot on my sheets

by Frosti boi July 23, 2018

spanish broccoli

A male/female who fails to bathe in months. A body of fungus becomes to build within the crevasse of the body such as under arm, crotch, between fingers and toes. A gangreneus substance that resembles a sweaty broccoli in a Spanish supermarket oozes from these areas. Many individuals tend to seek hygiene relief from flat carbonated drinks as there sugary based ingredients mask their musky damp broccoli stank. Also see cabbage cock, cock like wedding cake icing and brocc stank

"Dave showers been on the blink for 3 months now"
"I watched them washed the Spanish broccoli from out of their foreskin with a can of flat coke"

by Snippy snip Dave March 20, 2017