Smoke a dick

Used as an expression of frustration. Phrase that can be used to tell someone off. Phrase was created in a Denver, CO hotel room.

If someone is all up in yo grill just say, "Hey, go smoke a dick."

Friend- "Dude 2+2=4," You- "Shut the fuck up and go smoke a dick!"

by keeper5 August 13, 2010

Hog Smoking

A blow job, a BJer, a knob job BJer Knob Job

Many broads enjoy giving a hog smoking, while all guys enjoy receiving a hog smoking!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 16, 2007

Smoking Joe

From British Touring Car driver 'Smoking' Jo Winkelhoch, comes a slang term for a cigarette. A smoking joe, or just joe.

Got any joes? I gave my last one to Justin.

by Dr Harry Koch January 27, 2005

Smoke Stack

The measurement of a bongs full capacity reaching the top of the neck but does not include smoke inhaled. Usually used in the context of bong that needs to be cleared or when newbies need others to milk it for them.

commonly shortened to "stack"

ex.1
"She cleared like 3 stacks out of my straight shot.."

ex.2
I don't wanna finish that stale smoke stack!

by KHANO June 22, 2011

smoke meat

When The lips of a vagina are particularly large, looking like a slab of Schwartz's smoked meat.

"I heard that Massé's girl has the worst smoke meat on the shore."

by ElvisWong January 14, 2009

ninja smoke

To smoke and leave undetected in an otherwise public or non-smoking area.

"I ninja smoked some weed in the McDonald's bathroom, bought a Big Mac, and left."

"I had a cigarette in the library the other day, crouching behind the children's books."

"We ninja smoked a bowl behind the supermarket just before someone took out the trash."

by A Clockwork Orange November 8, 2008

smoked trout

You ever had that feeling, where you're sitting next to a girl and you just KNOW what her pussy is like? You never actually saw it, but you can sense the essence of it, just from your intuitive nature. Well, a smoked trout is when you have that feeling and your instincts lead you to believe that the girl next to you has a pussy which smells AT ALL fishy. On the scale of fishiness, even if its only a 1 out of 100, thats still a smoked trout you're dealing with. Then you can go on and call that person a smoked trout whenever you want. It has nothing to do with whether or not you are right, since after you tell them that they are a smoked trout, chances are that you wont ever get to find out first hand... just the fact that you genuinely 100% thought that they had a smoked trout, makes them a smoked trout.

Lindsay Lohan, Samuel L Jackson and Jonny Depp are out to dinner together...Lindsay ordered the fish.

Lindsay, "mmm this smoked trout is great!"
Samuel L Jackson, "not from where im sittin"
Jonny Depp, "Lindsay, you're disgusting"

by the fisherman of trout January 1, 2010