Shanghaied

When you discover that something you ordered off the internet turns out to be a cheap, made in China piece of crap. Also, when something you own, that was made in China breaks way too early.

Taylor: "Dude, I ordered this expensive set of chef's knives from this website. But when I got them, they were all flimsy and had cheap plastic handles."
Grant: "Oh man, you got Shanghaied."

by Roy D. Mercer September 30, 2008

shinglbum

fuck; very offensive word: It changes form in past, future, masculine, feminine, indicative, and exclamatory

(exclamation) What the shinglbum is going on !?
(indicative) That place is a shinglbang.
(past) What the shinglbog happened back there ?
(future) What the shinglbill are you going to do !?
(masculine) What the shinglbo ?
(feminine) What the shinglbaketta ?
(exclamatory past) What the shinglbom did you do !
(exclamatory future) What the the shinglbim will have happened afterwards
(indicative past) That guy was a shinglbangoka
(indicative future) When you buy the drugs he will be a shinglbillka

by Puto que pareu December 19, 2009

shanghai-five

to steal something sneakily

That dude shanghai-fived my lighter!

by dmedine May 13, 2009

shanghai'd

Hooking up with a small, annoying Asian girl while in a state of inebriation

Damn, I got shanghai'd last night. I couldn't get rid of that annoying girl the next morning.

by Chew Kok March 11, 2011

Shingo

Paranoia to the highest degree.

Bob seems to be suffering from a high case of Shingo doesn't he?

by Sven April 23, 2003

shingleton

A dumb nigger who shouldn't have been born.

That autistic kid is a real shingleton.

by DbotZ June 2, 2016

Butt Shingles

When after you get done taking a shit or farting extremely hard, it may cause butt shingles which are tiny pieces of poop hanging off your ass.

I just got done taking a shit, and there were some butt shingles hanging that wouldn't come off!

by JyFlyGuy August 21, 2010