september 18

September 18? That's the day where all the most finest people down to earth were born. You ever met someone born that day? Their hot asf right? You don't think so? Too bad. People born on september 18 to be exact are intresting cause their cocky asf about everything, but their also hot so yeah.

"I was born on september 18.."

"Really? Damn.. Wanna make out?"

by Dumble door fanpage April 7, 2022

September 20

the day you have to say yes to everything no matter how crazy it is and you have to ask at least one person to shag you but it has to be that day or it doesn't count

me: why are they cutting off each others pubes?
olivia: it’s September 20th
remember they have to say yes to anyone about anything

me: oh yes

by scerystanlee1 September 3, 2021

september 22

make out with a guy starting with i or l

it’s september 22nd we should make out with lochy

by local urbanisation September 17, 2021

September 10th

Don't come to school tomorrow

"Don't come to school tomorrow, you're a good kid. Remember, today's September 10th"

by bigpenor November 4, 2019

September 7th

National name day name who starts with "d"

Its national name day you know what that

means...give a hug to a people who's name starts with "d"

Person: *hugs*
Other person: why?
Person:it's september 7th
Other person: oh ok, tysm

by MayonaisseInMyPants September 6, 2022

September 3

National hit your tallest friend day

Short friend: it’s September 3rd
Talk friend: oh no

by Urmomsmilf November 2, 2021

September 26th

National sex day fuck your gf

Guy: hey guess what
Girl: wut

Guy: it’s September 26th
Girl: fine

by Gigga chad July 12, 2022