Leanna was trying really hard to make this sale go through, but she sealed the deal when I nutted in her mouth and again on her face
by chorizogordo October 20, 2023
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The Himalayan Seal is an unfortunate circumstance that has been known to occur while working in the offshore environment. It usually only affects new workers and occurs when using the lavatory/head closest to the engine/pump room. The Himalayan Seal occurs when the unfortunate worker accidentally creates an entirely air-tight seal around the toilet seat with their anatomy, and due to the elevated suction power (from being closer to the primary motor/pump room), the worker's anus gets sucked downward and potentially out of the workers butt-hole
Make sure to remind jimmy to warn the newbies about the himalayan seal... or don't, either way, it's going to be a sucky day.
AHHRRGG, I think I broke my himalayan seal!!!
AHHRRGG, I think I broke my himalayan seal!!!
by honeybuntech January 22, 2022
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Guys with heavily tattooed arms, large beards, wearing a shirt 3 sizes too small, and Imaginary Lats Syndrome. This specimen of male finds himself trying to appear tough, stronger than he is and acts aggressively in an attempt to impress potential female mates in public. Though he may not overtly claim to be actively, or formerly a member of the various military special operations groups, he implies it with his "costume", aggressive demeanor and occasionally telling stories fights he's been in and describes how brave he would be in a gun fight.
*** A man who meets all this criteria, but has tattoos of specific Special Forces units, or wears ball caps or shirts with specific Special Forces units patches/insignia is guilty of wearing a TIER ONE Starter Kit
*** A man who meets all this criteria, but has tattoos of specific Special Forces units, or wears ball caps or shirts with specific Special Forces units patches/insignia is guilty of wearing a TIER ONE Starter Kit
Look, that tatted-up guy with the King Leonidas beard wearing the Navy SEALs t shirt that's three sizes too small, flaring out his arms because of Imaginary Lats Syndrome, is trying to impress that cute chick at the bar. Too bad she's not into dickheads wearing a Navy SEAL Starter Kit. If he would just be himself, she'd probably ask for his number.
by Thinman529k March 30, 2025
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