The First Seal

Counquest is the first seal
by MineOwedWu's May 27, 2021
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madre seal

the mother of a seal pup, usually rude and aggressive, occasionally nice when she isn't around an over sized mutt
why are you being such a madre seal??
by clclclclcl July 01, 2015
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Blob Seal

An annoying ass motherfucker who hates children, is afraid of turtles, and molests lesbian penguins.
Hey bitchass, you are such an annoying blob seal.
by TurtleLover6942069 February 12, 2021
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pet the seal

To masturbate. Visualize it and you will get it.
I'm sorry I can't go to your bullshit meeting, but taking the time to pet the seal would be more productive.
by Not Aaron Krause September 18, 2015
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Seal nationalist

Seal nationalism is the identification with one's own seal nation and supports its seal interests.
Seal nationalist is very serious, the 14 words of seal nationalism are. >We must secure the existence of all Seals and a future for Seal Pups.
by Coomer January 14, 2022
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seal suit

A large layer of fat covering a humans body.
If that guy didn't have a seal suit on then he wouldn't be sweating balls.
by Sazdogg November 16, 2013
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ample seal

i like to keep my ample seal hidden
by fag10000000000 December 12, 2017
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