noun: A person in existence with a unibrow and no pinky toes. Ryans generally exhibit erratic behavior, including Mirror and Tourettes Syndromes, intense random muscle spasms, Narcolepsy, and shreiking. They tend to prefer fried spiders and government clean rooms, and usually dislike water and the color persimmon. Some Ryans have been known to frequently wet themselves at the sight of 1996 Toyota Corollas, flies, manboobs, and wicker chairs. Also, Ryans tend to be allergic to toothpaste and nostalgia. If confronted by a Ryan, the recommended procedure is flirting in an Egyptian accent and making empty promises while polka dancing and avoiding eye contact and feeding him seaweed.
by i'm friggin amazing February 3, 2010
Get the Ryanmug. Often a boy, but can be a girl. When using the word 'Ryan' to refer to a member of the femal gender, one is usually refering to a hottie that runs her mouth. She's got brains and wit, but she'll grab your insecurities and run 'em up a flag pole for everyone to know. Watch out. She's bossy.
Person: Ryan, I think I'm a whore
Ryan: Yes, you are.
Person: Really?
Ryan: Hey Billy, my friend's a slut. Tell her she's pretty and she'll be all yours in a second.
Person: She's right.
Ryan: Yes, you are.
Person: Really?
Ryan: Hey Billy, my friend's a slut. Tell her she's pretty and she'll be all yours in a second.
Person: She's right.
by Ryan The Girl....Duh June 18, 2008
Get the Ryanmug. by Shrek kid :) February 16, 2020
Get the Ryanmug. A big fat asshole who hates woman. He's a really gay guy. He is also a child molestor and he likes extra large black man penis, he is the type of person to have really bad body oder.
by Joshisugly April 20, 2018
Get the Ryanmug. Your "swag" ex (search swag in this dictionary) who you dated freshman year who actually turned out to be gay. Ugly as a mofo. Wears the same clothes every day. And doesn't grammar
Ryan is the ultimate shit
by Jayswalker July 4, 2017
Get the Ryanmug. That person is ryan
by Vaginafart March 29, 2017
Get the Ryanmug. n. 1) a person who regularly cock blocks 2) a person who is socially awkward and is thus considered to be a cock block
Everything was fine with me and (insert girls name here) until Charlie pulled a Ryan. I guess I'll have to drink this bottle of jack by myself.
by edwardo388 February 25, 2011
Get the ryanmug.