Bad Romance

tis a song
thine lyrics goes like this:

Whoooooaaaa
Story of Undertale.
I fell through a cave on Mount Ebott,
I faced an evil, talking’ flower in a pot,
Explains the plot,
Wants me dead, wants me to rot.
Toriel saves me, takes me to her home,
And hooks me up with a brand new monster phone,
Leaves me alone,
But I escape and meet some bones.
Should I be a pacifist?
Or should I use my fists?
I’m feeling evil, think I’ll kill them all.
I’m homicidal, and I’ve got a taste,
I want to wipe out the Monster race.
I’ve got no patience, got no resolve,
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue.
I fell from the light.
Talk or Should I fight?
Monster genocide.
This my Undertale.
I’ll slaughter Undyne, I’ll waste who I choose.
With all this EXP there’s no way that I’ll lose.
Now watch me move,
I won’t stop I’m feelin' rude.
Asgore is shaking, he hears my approach,
I’ll slaughter Sans and squash his bro like a roach,
Chara’s my coach,
All these monsters I will poach.
Screw being pacifist.
I think I’ll use my fists.
I’m feeling evil, think I’ll kill them all
I’m homicidal, and I’ve got a taste
I want to wipe out the Monster race
I’ve got no patience, got no resolve
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue
Burnt pan, toy knife, use a stick to take your life
Tough glove, ballet shoes, epic fight like front page news
King Asgore wants to collect human souls
Seven of them, is his ultimate goal
Open the door, to humanity’s realm
Start a new war, humans overwhelm

person 1: i like bad romance
person 2: Whoooooaaaa - oh - oh - oh - oh - oh - oh - oh -oh - oh

by thenameofthegods January 2, 2025

Modern Romance

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I love the Modern Romance aesthetic on Instagram, it’s so pretty!

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She's afraid of telling him, I wonder how long that schrödinger's romance will last.

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;simular to 'love at first sight'

Once I saw her caress smile and shining bright eyes I knew that it was a casual romance.

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edgy mc my chemical romance

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“Sure thing, edgy mc my chemical romance.”

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Romance and Friend-Dance

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(resubmission of accidental removal)

I don’t think it’s a good idea we date, so what do you say we just “romance and friend-dance” instead at my place?

by candiedbones November 8, 2021

romance author

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I read an awesome book by a romance author, that had me rubbing one out.

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