by jim jackson May 28, 2008
Get the retarded hooker mug.A retarded seal isn't really a seal. He's accually an asshole who dosen't say hi to you when you say hi to it/him. Retarded Seals are quite stupid ovbiously from the name. They usually have jew-fros and say "WHAAT?!" all the time. Retarded Seals also have Type 1 Diabetes along with ADD. They are sad poeple with very big eyebrows who might just be loners for the rest of their lives. They also usually walk around school thinking they're the shit. Retarded Seals also have the tendency to have really stupid and annoying laughs and they absoutley positivley do not know how to spell for their lives.
Alice: "Did you see Mark today?"
Rian: "Yeah, he was a total Retarded Seal."
Alice: "I know...he failed his spelling test too."
Rian: "Yeah, he was a total Retarded Seal."
Alice: "I know...he failed his spelling test too."
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by Remi1001 April 18, 2018
Get the you are a retarded mug.Retardalyse - An analysis given by someone either mentally inadequate or completely stupid that when spoken, either reassures their handicap or stupidity.
by Ruyai October 1, 2009
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Get the Retardable mug.The dance move that is done by white males that think they are good dancers. This move consists of the guy balling up his fists, keeping them at mid chest level and rolling their shoulders forward. Giving the effect like they are some kind of boxer.
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