puppy muffin

a fat walmart citizen, on the scooter with enough muffin top to serve all the street dogs

puppy muffin mama is coming to her puppy muffin baybay

by yodogspjs May 22, 2018

The puppies are out

When an attractive girl at the office wears a low-cut blouse you tell your colleague "the puppies are out"

Hey, did you see Jen today? The puppies are out!"

by BlueShells22 April 6, 2017

Puppy paw

A banana dipped in peanuts

There’s no snack I love better than a puppy paw.

by Notinmyhous June 26, 2020

Stinky Puppy

A term for someone who smells rather peculiar but they are also very attractive

Damn sarah looks good today, but she is a stinky puppy

by Ranripoff November 8, 2019

Puppy sauce

You’re just a smaller version of me but you still have that sauce. You are good but not as good as me or them.

You’re puppy sauce. They are puppy sauce in this game.

by Littlelee March 13, 2023

Stinky Puppy

When you and your girl are doing doggy style and you both fart

Me and my girlfriend pulled a stinky puppy while we had sex

by vjgjhb November 2, 2017

Christmas Puppy

A person who shows cheer, enthusiasm and excitement around people regardless of the situation, circumstance or obvious lack of concern.

"Our house just burned to the ground."
"OMG we can totally make s'mores now!"
"Why are you such a Christmas puppy!"

or

"Do you know that the radiation from the nuclear bomb that went off is making all of us sick and go bald. The water is undrinkable and we'll die in about 30 days."
"Wigs are totally in style. I've always wanted to glow in the dark so hide and seek is a win win. YES! 30 days of flipcup! WHOO HOOOO!!!!"
"All in favor of killing off the Christmas Puppy say Aye"

by Juice Box Joe April 28, 2015