Public bathroom roulette

When you have eaten some two week old leftover mexican food and you have to shit so bad you don't have time to clean the seat before sitting down in a public bathroom. You simply pick any open stall and sit, hoping that some teenager didn't piss all over the stall as a 'joke'.

Usually played when you know what you ate, and believe that the consequences of hesitating to check the seat are worse than sitting in whatever could possibly be on the seat.

Can also be played as a dare between friends.

1: Mike: Jeff man why are you two hours late? The game is halfway over!

Jeff: Dude I lost a game of public bathroom roulette in the subway station. Had to go home again to shower. You wouldn't believe the mess I sat down on. At least I didn't shit myself though! My girl was right, I should've thrown out those leftovers!

2: Dude! Did you see the size of that guy who just came out of the bathroom? I bet he left a nasty rooster tail. Hey Brian, I'll give you $20 to play a round of public bathroom roulette right now!

by 123pshyc! July 8, 2018

GTA5POLICE Public

Its like whitelist but worse.

Im too tired for that shit (GTA5POLICE Public)

by JacobyWasTaken July 9, 2018

Screaming in public

A way to describe your pain with only sounds, it is basically when you scream in public (if it wasn't obvious) and be roasted across millions of old people. It is also a way to gain millions of views by making it intense screaming and putting everybody's ears in chames as in the example below.

A person who has a family, children, a wife, and two jobs to work on: lalala i fucking want this delicious burger
Narrator for the video: Screaming in public bathrooms pran-
Creature that doesn't have a father figure: AAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGAGGHHHAGAHAHAHAAAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIU
person that im not saying again: what the actual fuck's is this
Person that doesn't have a father figure: HAHAHAHAAAAGAGAGAGGHGAAAAAAAGAGAGAGAAAAIAAAAAAAAAAAAaaAAahAAHAHAHAHAAAAGGGAGAGAGAGGQVAVAGAVVAGAGAGGAGAGGSGSHDUDHHEIRIFHUFJFHFUICOFKFJIDHDH (summons scp 077885373638) HAHAHAHAGAGAGGAGAGGAGAGAGGA...
it continues
non stopping pain.

by pytschratchon October 19, 2023

Public Blaming

Any kind of organization, institution, or group. Blaming the audience, readers, or perceived group; for misunderstanding, non compliance, or moral outrage.

Disney executives blame the audience for they're woke movies failures. The audience is sexist and racist, that's why or movies are failing in the box office. Thus is public blaming.

by chubz778 April 6, 2024

erin public school

A terrible school with an even worse staff. People that attend this school have a tendency to get into Drugs, Alcohol, and lose their virginity at incredibly young ages. If a teacher catches you swearing you get suspended. If a teacher catches you smoking in the bathrooms they will probably join in. Be careful stepping foot in Erin Public School... You may never make it out. Ps, if you see Mr. Snowball (no balls) Run away immediately.

"did you hear what happened to that kid?"
"yeah I heard he went into Erin Public School and saw Mr. Snowball, he hasn't been the same since."

by Watchoutformrnoballs November 16, 2018

Public relations

How Western countries called their propaganda after 1945.

But then why does China call their public relations department ministry of propaganda?
They don't. We just translate it that way. This is the definition of what PR is about.

by Mokafix July 9, 2023

Public art

A way to convince people that it is them getting something out of viewing the art rather than the artist(s) making money. At least in a museum, it's obvious to people that somebody is made money out of it somewhere along the way, since they bought tickets, and could have chosen not to.

Public art is something under the guise of benefitting everybody instead of something that benefits the artist(s).

by The Original Agahnim July 1, 2021