procrastenabler

A procrastenabler is a person who enables or encourages someone else to procrastinate.

Your friend knows you have to study for a test, but tries to get you to go out to the bar instead. He or she is being a procrastENABLER.

by fargobabe August 14, 2009

Procrastagnated

the mix between becoming such a procrastinator that you start to become stagnate in inactivity

I procrastagnated so long that I can't motivate myself to even shower off the stench of self-loathing.

by JRobo November 18, 2009

Procrasticourse

1. The act of having intercourse purely for avoiding anything else of value.

2. Delaying climax during intercourse.

1. Bob really had to the mow the lawn, rake the leaves, and clean the pool; instead, he called Shirley to procrasticourse.

2. Ahhh, ooohhhhh . . . no babe, hold it, procrasticourse!

by ciclista November 27, 2009

procrasturbate

The act of procrasturbation.
Masturbating instead of doing other necessary things.
Postponing work to masturbate.

Dude, I had so much homework to do, but I chose to procrasturbate all night instead.

by tylerb91 January 18, 2010

procrastigaming

playing video games or other games while more pressing matters loom.

I should be doing my lesson outlines, but instead, I've spent the evening procrastigaming.

by metabettie February 7, 2010

procrastipation

The act of not doing shit because there's so much shit to do.

Also,

Adj. - procrastipated
Verb - procrastipating

I have so much shit I need to do, but I'm suffering from such a bad case of procrastipation, i don't know where to begin.

I have to do my laundry, take a shower, pay my bills, do my homework, and was my dishes but I'm so procrastipated that i don't know where to begin.

by TwinTownWebster1985 May 9, 2010

Procrasterbation Mug

A mug used for masturbation while pressing matters await.

That's not a milkshake, it's my procrasterbation mug !

by emrldflm96 June 9, 2010