Pressed like a panini

Anger at being picked last

on RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 11 Miss Vanjie looked at stone-faced Scarlet Envy getting picked last for a movie challenge and quipped “she looks pressed like a panini”

by Uncle Joosie March 7, 2025

French Press

When you show up to an ice rink with a boner, then pretend to not know how to ice skate and intentionally grab women from behind and pull them down to fall on your boner.

Im heading to union square for a little French Press at the Christmas tree lighting.

by Bukkake de beppo November 15, 2023

Pressed

Stressed, upset, and annoyed. If you're pressed about something it basically means you ain't about that life or you find it pressing.

Imagine being pressed over people posting urban dictionary.

by Taydo November 23, 2021

Cockpit Press

Similar to male teabagging, a female squats over someone’s face and lowers her vagina onto the person. Cockpit Press is used as a practical joke or prank when performed on someone who is passed out or asleep. It can also be a sexual act as well.

At the sorority house last night, silly Sally drank 3 bottles of Boone's Farm wine passed out on the floor again, but this time the whole pledge class gave her a Cockpit Press! Like, tots embarrassing!

by Dick B. Tricklin July 3, 2018

diamond press

when you make a diamond on the back of a girls head while she’s giving you head.

I heard you did the diamond press last night.

by Frost-_-Rekt- June 10, 2022

Press

Putting pressure on someone identified as an "innocent" bystander by the person doing the pressing, often without good cause, reason, or a point to doing it.

If someone wasn't having the police press people, why would they know what time the police usually back off at? It's not something most people would learn from experience, as jobs keep most people from having the luxury of staying up until dawn on a regular basis to learn it that way.

by The Original Agahnim July 28, 2021

press

To go off on someone and scream in their face. Most of the time push them into a corner or surround them too.

Ben to Friend: I’m gonna go press Riley
Ben: So you think it’s f*cking okay to do that?!
Riley: I didn’t do shit I swear

by violet2abby March 2, 2022