Press-On Nail Error

A clerical mistake, or "typo," that results from the operator wearing artificial fingernails, or press-on nails.

My Medicaid reimbursement payments were inaccurate due to numerous press-on nail errors.

by DC Dawg February 3, 2012

I’ll alert the press

sarcastic remark, indicating apathy regarding an unnecessary/uninteresting comment. See “alert the media” for similar meaning.

*dead silence*

A: I’m going to go to the bathroom

B: ….I’ll alert the press.

by gl.dot August 12, 2023

I’ll alert the press

sarcastic remark, indicating apathy regarding an unnecessary/uninteresting comment. See “alert the media” for similar meaning.

*dead silence*

A: I’m going to go to the bathroom

B: ….I’ll alert the press.

by gl.dot August 12, 2023

French Press

When you show up to an ice rink with a boner, then pretend to not know how to ice skate and intentionally grab women from behind and pull them down to fall on your boner.

Im heading to union square for a little French Press at the Christmas tree lighting.

by Bukkake de beppo November 15, 2023

diamond press

when you make a diamond on the back of a girls head while she’s giving you head.

I heard you did the diamond press last night.

by Frost-_-Rekt- June 10, 2022

Quarter press

While experiencing a quarter chub, a man will finagle his penis into a woman’s vagina via thumb and forefinger.

I couldn’t my cock rock hard, so I gave ‘er the ol’ quarter press.

by Flaccidpatchkids November 17, 2021

Pickle Press

Verby Erby: To press THE PICKLE........... PRESS THAT SHIT......................................

let's put the pickle in context.

Gizmocat: MEOW
Kelly Gordys women: GORDY!

Gordy is at the window with his pickle up against the glass

PICKLE PRESS:
to press THE PICKLE against the glass

by milkthatwilklittleleeeeooooo.L February 21, 2024