pootash

muppet twat loser pussy
use to disrespect
hurt others feeling
light hearted banter

you a fucked up sweaty poohtash
up yours fucking two bit pootash
take it like a pootash

by andy pope April 19, 2008

Partain

N. A highley respected fuckboy who lives for anal.

V. Can also be used as the act of receiving anal.

*Can also be defined as painful anal.

He spread his butt cheeks so he could Partain in sexual activities in his butt.

by honkyfan January 17, 2017

Irish Port-a-loo

The act of tucking your trousers into your socks before soiling yourself.

"Ahh mate, I was in the middle of the mosh pit at this busy festival when I felt my stomach cramp up and it was then I knew I had to give myself an Irish port-a-loo."

by Three tit dragon November 20, 2022

Portakai

1. n. A person of Portakai background.
2. n. A language spoken by people of Portakai background.
3. n. a bastardization of the name "Mordecai," which is the name of the hawk in The Royal Tennenbaums.

1. Hey, Portakee Portakai!
2. I just started speaking Portakai out of nowhere.
3. So the bird's name was Portakai, right?

by Portakai 1 March 25, 2003

portal hopping

The act of moving over portals in the Ragnarok Online Alpha Test by spamming the Print Screen key.

OMG HAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXxxx!!

stfu, n00b, he'z just p0rt4l h0ppin'z.

O. A/S/L? LOLZ!1111

by SirHawkeye May 13, 2005

Portable Ham

The best thing ever. Period. Only cool people like that show.

Only the most blessed of people can find it living deep within the murky bowels of that which is 'the world wide wizzeb'.

See; The best fucking thing ever.

'Oh my god there's a new Portable Ham out. I can't beleive his dad died of Cholera!'

'Yeah...and then his mom...dyed of the plague.'

'What the fuck? You poser.'

by Crackotage September 26, 2006

Portable music player

a device that inables the user to listen to some freaking sweet tunes of the hizzle on the road or just walking around. This would be very kick ass except for the fact that some retarded teenagers keep coming around in my neighbourhood and keep steeling all the f***ing Ipods and MP3s.

Hey damn bitch!!! give me your f***ing P
Portable music player or I'll beat the tar out of you!

But i only have britney speers!

My favorite! hand it over bitch!

by David the 13 year old canadian December 15, 2008