poop smuggler

the process of shoving someone else's poop in your butthole to transfer it to another poop smuggler or preferably jonnie onufrak

jonnie onufrak was a predominant poop smuggler until his tragic death after smuggling poop into chuck norris's beard

by mustfa altajar August 1, 2008

Poop Tea

When poop has been in the toilet so long it starts to turn the water brown, effectively creating poop tea.

"Warning: There is an extreme case of poop tea in the first stall."

by Aloe Vivid Rue October 22, 2015

poop-on-bathmat

complete dissociation from social norms, can't party with the big boys, loses bowel control with over excitement.

desecrates on hostesses bathmat out of confusion caused by alchohol/drug combination. poop-on-bathmat

by the hostess needs new bathmat October 16, 2010

chipotle poop

The intense, brutal, and long-lasting poop you get the morning after you have chipotle. Usually starts off as one big poop, then in 5-10 minutes two or three rounds of small chunks of poop.

Derek: You want to get some Chiptole?
Freddy: Nah, I'm not in the mood to get chipotle poop.

by Aqwafor January 15, 2014

poop murder

1) A large volume of feces in a toilet that resembles a murder scene.

2) A lower pain in the stomach the causes one to run to the nearest bathroom resulting in a massive dump clogging the toilet.

3) A nasty looking and smelling place with a huge amount of debris.

1) "oh lord! There's so much poop in there it looks like someone got murdered."

2) "Did you see him take off to the bathroom? Better call the plumber, looks like there's gonna be another poop murder."

3) " That place was so messy and nasty smelling. Reminds me of a poop murder."

by Big Sugar Rivers August 9, 2012

Poop cork

When you have a bad stomach ache and torturous gas pains, so you go to the toilet to pass the gas. A small, hard turd pops out and goes "BOP!" and then all the gas passes at once, and you experience a rapid deflation of your colon.

Poop cork: Thank god I popped that "Poop cork" because the stomach pains were unbearable.

by bachmanitoven October 21, 2012

funny poop

when u take a fat shit and its looks funny

look at that funny poop

by cowboiiii November 1, 2020