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safety poop

A bowel movement that isn't necessarily urgent at the moment, however it acts as a type of poop insurance, so as to avoid a socially uncomfortable poop-related scenario at a later time.
Dan: Let's go to the bar and pick up chicks.
Steve: Sure, but first, I better go for a safety poop.
by Gradez March 18, 2009
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poop smuggler

the process of shoving someone else's poop in your butthole to transfer it to another poop smuggler or preferably jonnie onufrak
jonnie onufrak was a predominant poop smuggler until his tragic death after smuggling poop into chuck norris's beard
by mustfa altajar August 1, 2008
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chipotle poop

The intense, brutal, and long-lasting poop you get the morning after you have chipotle. Usually starts off as one big poop, then in 5-10 minutes two or three rounds of small chunks of poop.
Derek: You want to get some Chiptole?
Freddy: Nah, I'm not in the mood to get chipotle poop.
by Aqwafor January 15, 2014
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anal poop

The act of pushing a poop out so that it is sticking about a quarter to half way out of your hole, Make sure it doesn't break or fall out. You can usually tell how big your shit is going to be. Then suck it back up your hole really fast. It brings you a choice feeling. Try it sometime.

Best if you have a nice fat log brewing.
I enjoy an anal poop every once and a while and I am not gay.
by Laugh at poop January 12, 2014
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Bubble poop

When you take a poop and see bubbles in your poop and your like what's that? It's bubble poop

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So a kid goes to the bathroom at school and poops and then he looks down. He had bubble poop. Then he goes to class and say to the teacher "I had some mad bubble poop today teacher"
by Bathroomjokes101 August 23, 2016
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magic poop

Magic poop is when you take a shit, wipe and there is nothing on the toilet paper!
by Daphuk October 17, 2015
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Poop Tea

When poop has been in the toilet so long it starts to turn the water brown, effectively creating poop tea.
"Warning: There is an extreme case of poop tea in the first stall."
by Aloe Vivid Rue October 22, 2015
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