A genius on all fronts, especially poker. A truly god-like individual who commands the utmost respect on the felt !
by pokerbanter community May 26, 2009
Get the pokerboss mug.A phoner is a someone who has entered a store of some type while on their cellular device and who then attempts to perform some form of business transaction with a clerk. They use rudimentary forms of gestures and facial expressions to try and inform the clerk of the item they would like to purchase. They rarely use words and if they do it is in low tones, so that they are not rude to the person on the other end of their conversation, but also so they will be nearly inaudible to the clerk.
Clerk: One day I am going to shove a cell phone down a phoner's throat.
Clerk: I just had to help ANOTHER phoner. Why can't they just ask the person they are on the phone with to "Hold on a moment."?
Clerk: I hate phoners; they are so rude!
Clerk: I just hung up that phoner's phone while they were in mid sentence! (This is usually fallowed by a high-five from another clerk.)
Clerk: I just had to help ANOTHER phoner. Why can't they just ask the person they are on the phone with to "Hold on a moment."?
Clerk: I hate phoners; they are so rude!
Clerk: I just hung up that phoner's phone while they were in mid sentence! (This is usually fallowed by a high-five from another clerk.)
by Harleq August 17, 2010
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A sharp object you carry on you for protection. Anything from a knife to a pen or icepick Anything that'll inflict harm onto someone trying to rob you.
by Vin Grizzle January 10, 2006
Get the poker mug.Derived from internet games such as Counter-Strike, where your score goes hand in hand with the number of frags one has.
N. The annoying crapface with a score of 1 - 23 that won't shut up about how his "noob" team "sucks" because they won't listen to him/her when he/she gives commands with no authority what-so-ever.
V. p0on- The act of p0oning.
N. The annoying crapface with a score of 1 - 23 that won't shut up about how his "noob" team "sucks" because they won't listen to him/her when he/she gives commands with no authority what-so-ever.
V. p0on- The act of p0oning.
crapface with score of 1 and 23 - "My team sucks, you are all so nub, you stupid noobs."
weasel with score of 23 and 1 - "Lol, ftsu, you're such a pooner. I'm so entertained by your downfall, that I will not only do nothing to protect you from the enemy, I will actually give you up to the enemy."
crapface with score of 1 and 25 - "STFU U NOOB!" *disconnect*
weasel with score of 23 and 1 - "Lol, ftsu, you're such a pooner. I'm so entertained by your downfall, that I will not only do nothing to protect you from the enemy, I will actually give you up to the enemy."
crapface with score of 1 and 25 - "STFU U NOOB!" *disconnect*
by {Wraith}>>weasel December 12, 2004
Get the p0oner mug.That awkward bump that occurs when your phone moves over in your pocket close to your crotch. This happens most frequently with girls in tighter pants and large pockets.
"I hate these pants! Every time I sit down my phone moves too close to my crotch! it looks like a boner!" "No man, that's a phoner!"
by Franz Kiplar Wednesday October 25, 2009
Get the Phoner mug.A game played with a standard deck of playing cards. Multiple variations, the best being "Texas Hold'em" (as seen on the "World Poker Tour") only savages play poker.
by Khaotic November 18, 2003
Get the poker mug.verb, poker facing, The act of pretending to make love to someone other than who you curently are with.
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