A sarcastic way of describing how shitty yours or another persons ping is in an online game. Commonly used for whenever someone has really high ping and it's extremely hard to kill them.
I have God ping. I'm so strong right now.
This dude is literally just eating my bullets, he's got God ping.
This dude is literally just eating my bullets, he's got God ping.
by Riley Ruiner October 31, 2021

by genitalgrabber May 20, 2023

Tempermental nerd with a gift for annoying sounds, pixel art, and mastering musical instruments. A subpar sibling but a model student, Pings are known to hibernate most of the day with their heads buried in their phones while slowly drowning in their own waste.
Ping was supposed to babysit but fell asleep watching Japanese Minecraft videos and the house burned down.
by Dooberfish November 22, 2021

by HongKongProtester February 6, 2020

by joemamaestinexistante April 28, 2021

Lee, is a very generous and nice guy, also very smart and fluent in Math, has a pretty good reputation in school, he is very trustworthy, and if you are mad at him, it would make him feel uncomfortable, and would want to fix things back to peace, also when it comes to his crushes, it usually takes time for him to admit it, and when he does, he truelly does love them!
(detentionaire)
(detentionaire)
by Hatsymdrome1 September 24, 2017

Fung-Ping, the cutest most beautiful sexy bang tastastic woman to walk the Earth. Asian by nature she has the finest tits and hairless minge you will ever see. Loyal, intelligent, honest and loving, a perfect mother. When she rides on top then pulls you out and let's you push it up her arse she squeals like a Werewolf on Speed, you'll cum in less than 30 seconds. She is super flexible and can get her body into any position imaginable. The perfect soul mate. If you see her you will fall in love forever
by Jim Bobbing 888 April 6, 2024
