Parker

A crackhead

That’s Parker he’s my friend

by Idkandidc November 27, 2019

Ben Parker

Ben Parker is a teacher is a Science teacher at John Warner. I dont have him, but my friend does, who I feel truly sorry for. Apparently his hands are so hairy, he had to shave them. He barely exceeds 5ft, and is classified as a rodent

“Ben Parker hates school like Hitler hated the Jews”

by abcdefghijklmnooqrstuvwxyz March 26, 2019

Parker

She is a badass beastwho has no chill she is smart and sometimes kind just don’t get in her bad side

Guy1-justin did you parker kick his ass
Justin- hell yah

by Sahhhh April 9, 2019

Parker

Parker is a guy that likes to send it sometimes they have there off days and sometimes they have there send days or sometimes they like to talk shit

Wow Look Parker is about to send ittt

by Dequavis kush April 15, 2019

parker hoy

the coolest sheep in the yard

do u know parker hoy

yeah fuck he is cool af

by pussyeater391 April 22, 2019

parker

Parker’s are girls dream guys! He can usually get any girl he wants! He can be a fucking lit af guy and if someone punched you and he is your friend he will knock there ass out cold! They are great boyfriends and are great in bed! There dicks are huge and you would have to be a daredevil to take it on! In conclusion parker’s are great

“Here how that girl died? Heard it was cause of parker’s cock”
“I’m dating parker!! The fuck I want to”

by ☠️ April 26, 2019

Parker

From personal experience, a Parker is a cute guy with striking icy blue eyes, dirty blonde hair, athletic, humorous, he also listens to other people's problems, he is considerate, he is a great friend, easy to develop a crush on him, has great sarcasm, wears hoodies, and he's pretty chill. Sometimes he can be pretty humorous. When you look at him, you become a tomato. He can be weird, but it's cool with people like me.

Parker: Tells Me Stupid Joke

Me: Laughing and Blushing
Parker:Proceeds

Me in head: These are some stupid jokes, but I like them
Parker: Smiles

Me in head: That smile is SO PURE, I LOVE IT!

by That's_fucking_cliché April 27, 2019