Parker

Super cool guy with a super cool taste in music. Your on average, 4th favorite friend. Often called Starboy by his peers. Good looking and great at beer pong.

Oh, Parker? You mean Starboy? Yeah he’s my 4th favorite friend and has good music taste.

by Parkjano November 21, 2021

Parker Poles

The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.

"Hey Wayne, watch out for the Parker poles on your bike, you don't want to go A over T."

by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016

Parker

He gets really attached to you when won’t let go. He’s very emotional and emotionally attached he touches you even when you’re telling him to stop he is caring sometimes and very sensitive he is a liar. He laughs at everything even when it’s not funny he has a really bad sense of humor. He is very horny

Is that parker coming? Run

by Longpantsperson March 11, 2022

Parker

One of the most talented people you will ever met in your life. He is very smart,but will never show how smart and talented he is. He is usually tall and have brow hair and green or blue eyes

Hot girl:I need to get me a parker

by Hrhejsjsbe February 11, 2019

Esmee Parker

Esmee Parker has the biggest cock known to man and a gigantic gyat.

“Hey that girl has a big cock!”
“Must be Esmee Parker”

by Skibidirizz August 17, 2024

Parker

An idiotic but very sweet guy and you are lucky to have him as a friend

Guy: Gosh Parker’s such a great guy

Girl: I know right

by Monkey 524 January 7, 2020

Parker

Humungous schlong. Works out while watching MarkiPoo FNAF letsplays. Female Manipulator, only listens to Wheezer and the Smiths. Owns multiple of Hard Rock Nick's pre used panties.

THE VOID THE VOID IS COMING WALK INTO THE WOODS WALK INTO THE WOODS WALK INTO THE WOODS PARKER LOOK OUT

by LeftySs April 26, 2022