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paddle sock

Any tubular cover made of fleece to fit over a canoe or kayak paddle to protect the paddle from harm. Invented in 1981 by Jill Ellis.
Wrap your stick with a paddle sock.
by Fionatheknowitall July 4, 2011
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Paddockwood

A hill-billy town in Saskatchewan, Canada. also another word for an Indian Rez.
Man, you from Paddockwood?!
by nigger 3D July 11, 2011
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padde

when someone is being an absolute tick. dope
you are a padde
by BIGDADDYPADDE July 28, 2011
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Paddmacka

A Sandwich which is made between a turtles shell, you may add whatever you feel like for example cheese, ham or tomato
Oh, Are you eating that thing?

Of course, it's a paddmacka!
by Louise Berglund August 23, 2011
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Paddycat

An Irish person that drinks excessive amounts of milk, especially full cream - usually out of the carton. This can cause a distinct disproportion to the appearance of them: making the upper body seem unbalanced or out of proportion to the skinny legs.
Hello Paddycat are we out of full cream milk again?

Oh no- the Paddycat drank all the full cream milk again! What am i going to use on my cereal?
by jimbojonesiii3 August 24, 2011
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Padded Toilet Seat

A very hairy ass.
Dude has so much butt furr,he carries around his own padded toilet seat!
by KronKyrios September 8, 2011
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Paddle Disease

An addiction that hits members of highly active kayak and canoe clubs. Strong social ties combine with adrenaline and endorphins, released of the physical activity, to create an addiction-like state. The paddler will lose interest in other activities such as work, house-cleaning and sometimes even non-paddling friends and family members. Seriously diseased paddlers will often make excuses for even more aggressively dysfunctional members of their circle, especially leaders, rather than risk being cast out or walking away, and losing paddle buddies.
1. Dennis missed the opportunity to be at his mother's bedside when she passed away because of Paddle Disease; the Plateau got an inch and a half of rain and while his mom might be up for two more days, the creeks wouldn't.

2. If it weren't for Paddle Disease, she would have walked away from John long before he slept with those 3 other women on last weekend's canoe camping trip.
by NashDiggity February 8, 2012
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