Pound coin

Us brit's currency

Albert: "GIVE DAT POUND COIN BACK SKRUB!"

Some1:"Not until you bring me knickers back!"

by Dat1brit October 3, 2016

Round for Pound

Being lead into a bathroom where you find yourself in between three men circled around you...you black out and then find yourself woken up to a dick in your ear, eyelid, and a mud pipe being shoved up your peehole

"I went to a rest stop the other day and I got a Round for pound"

by Mcchickenboi December 9, 2018

Pound cake

To fuck someone in the ass really hard.

"Im gonna pound you like pound cake."

by ukulele mig February 18, 2019

down pound

When a male decides that life is no longer worth living, or that he is no longer interested in procreation or sexual pleasure of any kind; he engages in a unique and courageous act of self mutilation known as a "down pound". The act itself requires the male to sit on a chair or in a hunched position and then proceed to punch downward at his genitals, forcefully mashing and smashing his penis and balls until they no longer are of any use and in some extreme cases, no longer recognizable as genitalia.

In a drunken and distraught state of mind, John Henry took out his sexual frustrations by down pounding his frank and beans into a bloody mess. He regretted this decision almost immediately.

by Pablo Diablo 29 September 20, 2018

The Wyatt Pound

The Wyatt Pound is the act of when people named Wyatt fuck the absolute shit out of their own cat.

My cat couldn't walk after my buddy preformed The Wyatt Pound on it.

by Badger McBadgerson May 29, 2019

Pound Years

When a seemingly heavier person no longer refers to when an event took place using normal times, but instead makes this clear according to their weight at said time.

Person 1: "Dude, that concert was forever ago!"

Person 2: "Yeah, almost 20lbs ago..."

Person 1: "Since when do you talk in pound years?"

by NoOneOfConsequence123 August 17, 2011

monkey pounding

1. Obviously, male masturbation
2. Spending way too much time in chat rooms trading insults with people you don't even know.
3. Beating up the local neighborhood geek.

Brian: Watcha doin Friday night?
Kevin: I'm pounding my monkey, what else?
Brian: Well, lets find Dave and do some REAL monkey pounding!
Kevin: Kule!

by PeeBee October 13, 2005