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PA Unemployment

The unemployment office in the state of Pennsylvania. The system was much better in the past until a Facebook Update in the summer of 2021 completely overhauled the system.

The customer service system became is now one of the worst in the US. If you contact them for help, they clearly refuse to fix your issue. They log your issue with a ticket number and force you to wait for three weeks due to 70,000 people being ahead of you. And when they contact you, you'll end up missing the call and getting an email instead, forcing you to open a new ticket and wait three more weeks because your issue was not resolved.

If you ever experienced this, just contact a lawyer and sue the crap out of the Commonwealth of PA.

And this is from a Commonwealth of PA employee.
Kyle: Dude, the PA unemployment system now is awful. All they did was set up a ticketing system forcing you to wait weeks for a response to your issue.
Chris: Yeah, I'm still waiting for my ticket to be rung up. It's been a week now.
by The Real Driller October 21, 2021
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Appa pa Tower

Pretty much a fancy word for the Eiffel Tower. When you say it you sound a bit more posh.
Megan: “Courtney so we all think it’s her right?”
Courtney: “ APPA PA TOWER✨✨✨”
Megan: “huh”
Courtney: “I SEE THE APPA PA TOWER✨✨✨”
Megan: “right…”
by Appapatowerinnit July 5, 2021
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Fu pas

The embarrassing thing you've just committed by asking a woman her due date ... and it turns out she's not pregnant, just walking around with a fat upper ... pubic ... area.
"I'm so embarrassed: I just asked that lady with the FUPA when she's expecting ... and, damn, she ain't even pregnant." ... "Dude! Never ask a woman if she's expecting! You committed a fu pas!"
by yo-yo-ma-ma August 27, 2022
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PA

Petite Asian, usually referring to an attractive small Asian woman on the internet, popular on TikTok.
“Man I love me some p.a’s”
“What’s a pa?”
“It means a petite Asian girl they’re fine as hell!”
by fearjam September 11, 2022
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thanks pa

Thanking your homie for something
Adriann: Congrats on the new car
Jon: Yea thanks pa

Adriann: not gay
by 1423j November 3, 2022
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Grox-pas

an embarrassing or tactless insult intended to be an epic comeback;

when a try-hard intends to be funny but says something that is either lame or ill-thought
Grossly Offensive: Did you mention trash, Lizard? Are you an American now? - You're committing a grox-pas, Grossly!
Grossly Offensive: You couldn't kill anything ... because you're a pussy. - But pussies can kill. That's another grox-pas!
by Lizard_Is_King April 25, 2022
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Linwood PA

The perfect town if you want shootings at the Wawa annually kids who aren’t afraid to fight adults and a shittier education system than my moms asshole.
We want your retarted kids in Linwood PA

Howdy
by Poopeydookeyfart September 24, 2022
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