Old Julio

Deviant sex act where the male inserts three fingers into the woman's anus during intercourse.

She was totally into it until I tried to slip her the Old Julio, and things went horribly wrong from there.

by hambone17 March 16, 2011

The Old Italian

When you use papa johns garlic butter as anal lube for sexual intercourse

I gave the neighbor the old Italian after we finished our pizza

by Trashman May 31, 2019

Old Jazz

To perform analingus on a gentleman caller of 55 years or older, while simultaneously using one's hand to jerk him off. Also known as a rusty trombone, but executed solely on a member of the AARP.

James Earl Jones: "I like to get my handies at the adult store in the afternoons because people get down to some Old Jazz."

by Jackets McBoots August 18, 2021

Old heel

An insult to women between 40 and 60

Shut up you old heel!

by Grewtanker September 14, 2019

old or asian

An Aussie game:
Rules: If someone cuts you off dangerously while driving/in traffic, the driver and the passenger choose between themselves who votes old and who votes Asian.
Then speed up beside the fucker and whichever it is gets a point.

100% Accuracy rate.

Game of old or asian :
driver: "MOTHERFUCKER ALMOST MADE ME CRASH FUCKKKKKK" "FUCKING DUMBCUNT DICKHEAD LEARN TO DRIVE" *beepbeep*
passenger: "Asian yo"
Driver: "it's on betcha $50 it was an old cunt"
*speeds up beside offender*
Driver: "Pay up bitch that could be my mother's lover"
Passenger: "fuck me"

by Averageaussietrashcan May 20, 2018

Old Zealand

a state in Netherlands
yes, THAT IS OLD ZEALAND

Guy 1: If there is a New Zealand, where is old zealand
Guy 2: its in the Netherlands

by A really big weirdo July 23, 2022

Old Cock

When somebody is lost whilst hiking they will get out a compass to orientate themselves and correct course if needed

Glenn and Steve were hiking across the moors and Steve insisted that they were lost, so Glenn said he'll have to get his old cock out again to make sure they were heading in the right direction.

by OwDo May 12, 2021