Am i the only one that has a nice Olive Garden??
But i live in Oklahoma City, AND THE OLIVE GARDEN IS FREAKIN AMAZING. SUPER FANCY, SUPER NICE, AND LOCATED NEAR A NICE MALL. WHAT THE HECK MAN.
But i live in Oklahoma City, AND THE OLIVE GARDEN IS FREAKIN AMAZING. SUPER FANCY, SUPER NICE, AND LOCATED NEAR A NICE MALL. WHAT THE HECK MAN.
Everyone: Olive Garden freakin sucks
Me: no
Everyone: …
Me: …
Me in the future: and that’s how me met :)
My children: Mom…. Why are you cheating on da-
Me: FREAKIN (drop kicks child)
Child: AaH
Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
Me: no
Everyone: …
Me: …
Me in the future: and that’s how me met :)
My children: Mom…. Why are you cheating on da-
Me: FREAKIN (drop kicks child)
Child: AaH
Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
by ZIJI.TWITCH@Paperbottle_ October 5, 2021

Well known local celebrity in the Cork area, most known for taking home gold in the international elsa cosplay festival in the transgender category. Other accomplishments include fastest time to make a donkey cum, and longest erection in the under 1 inch category at the national gay hentaicon.
by SeriousCraic July 21, 2019

When you go to extreme lengths, sometimes do extremely weird, sometimes expensive, or petty antics, in order to getting a point your trying to make.
"Hey man don't you think you've made your point?"
No way man. John Olivering it will definitely get the message across
No way man. John Olivering it will definitely get the message across
by IceBear7232 October 27, 2022

Olive but spelt in a funny way= Olivia so, call your friends named olivia funky olive
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by azna June 20, 2022

by Nowiksnwjsjsj April 17, 2022

Joey was tanked lastnight after three cups of tequila. At one point he was walking around the hotel room with three "Do Not Disturb" signs hanging on his OLIVE BRANCH.
by SausageLinks October 13, 2022

guy: *puts his arm around girl while counting shoulders*
girl: Wow that was smooth
Guy: I know cause its an oliver davis move
girl: Wow that was smooth
Guy: I know cause its an oliver davis move
by Mandamus May 15, 2022
