Old MacDonald

When a dude has so many STD's, that its like a fucking farm down there!

Old MacDonald had a crotch
Ee i ee i oh!
And on that crotch he had some crabs,
Ee i ee i oh!
With an itch-itch here,
And an itch-itch there

Girl 1: Did u do James last night?
Girl 2: No, he has Crabs AND Chlamydia!
Girl 1: EW! He's and Old MacDonald

by BenHorny December 26, 2010

Old Man Sexy

A male who is at least 20 years older than you who is still considered sexy despite his age.

My history teacher is old man sexy!

by SSCpimp March 16, 2009

Old Fashioned Bastard

One who engages in rigorous, rowdy anal sex with a female after a night of buying her drinks.

"I went out with Matt last night, and he said he was an old fashioned bastard. I don't know what that means, but I know when you wake up the next morning, your ass really hurts."

by u8wood March 22, 2005

old school

1) Retro
2) As Before (as something was done, said, etc.)

1) Those shoes are so old school!
2) We're just kickin' it ol' school!

by Spoot Juice May 23, 2004

old lady vagina

pussy that that looks/tastes extremely nasty.

that twat looks like an old lady vagina! I will not eat that!

by willie989 January 18, 2010

old lady vagina

a phrase to describe the most foul, nastiest odor.

ugh what is that wretched smell? whatever it is it smells like old lady vagina. nasty.

by mcshells February 18, 2009

old tappan

old tappan is a pretty sweet town in bergen county, new jersey. we have a highschool aka NVOT, its pretty cool too, some towns refer to OT as old tampon, but those people will eventually end up pumping our gas, so pretty much. Us girls are all uber fashionable except for the socially awkward...we like juicy couture, 7 for all mankind, citizens of humanity, lacoste, coach, tiffany's, uggs, lily pullitzer, we shop at cool places like guess whats new in westwood and threads in closter...its a pretty sweet life not all of us hang at bi-state like the stoners, but we go there because theres the only starbucks in OT there.... there used to be Ani's but it got replaced by the ghetto aka blue moon and everyone cried... its a small town you pretty much know the same people since kindergarten and will probably end up going to college with some of them.... its a nice place to live... lots of mobsters and famous people too

old tappan... a pretty cool place to live

by j <3 ~*~~** July 15, 2006