Noob Day

Noob day is where gamers have received a new video game as a Christmas gift and are playing it for the 1st time.

Johhny received Call of Duty: World at War for Christmas and is victim to noob day.

by Total Gaming Network December 24, 2008

noob fight

in reference call of duty 4 multiplayer when one person sees another close and tries to knife, but fails. the person notices, tries to knife back, and they too fail. the two have officially engaged in a noob fight, until either they keep lounging at each other and one prevails or until one shoots the other or if a teammate of either assists or, if playing free for all, another player comes along and kills them both. if it's the last one, it is known as noob fight utopia

player 1- *runs up to an opposing player* shank and fail

player 2-wtf was that? *turns around* oh shit shank and fail also
NOOB FIGHT!

by witesuprmacy August 1, 2009

noob stick

An unfair weapon, normally one that kills in one strike.

The auto shotty in CS, the plasma sword/ rocket launcher in Halo

Player 1: Haha! You just got pwnt!!
Player 2: Yeah, well the fr00b was using a noob stick.

by Laguna L September 30, 2005

weekend noob

flocks of noobs start coming around slowly on thursday. you can feel their vibe during the game, which is often a snotty attitude topped off with im greater than you type of talk. then friday-sunday it hits. they usually are younger kids that are still in school and play on the weekends, or are groups of buddies that come over each other houses and dont know what in the hell they are doing and are somehow always on your damn team. they are often rude and talk trash talk to the point where you dont want to play anymore because you feel childish playing a game with such immature people. you can however mute the weekend noobs or simply leave the room but you will then again see... you guessed it, more noobs. the worst weekend noob game of all time is HALO. mainly because the audience of that game is people of a younger age. socom, is completely and utterly horrible come the weekends. people who play online games know what im talking about... i hope, i am writing this on a friday oh shit their here, help!!!

(weekend noob)hey can i join your clan?

(me) yeah sure, but. it depends on how much your on, we play a lot.

(weekend noob) oh ok,i only play on the weekends is that cool ?

noob has been fragged and raped

by robert lee hayes III October 10, 2008

Paintball Noob

A person that's new to Paintball.

Someone that wears like multiple layers of clothes because the fear of getting shot.

Hey do you see that guy over there?

Yeah, what a Paintball Noob.

Or

Hey wanna go bunker that Paintball Noob?
Yeah he's wearing like 5 layers of clothes!

by CaptainJefe December 16, 2009

noob erection

A half-way erection that one must acquire before being able to urinate.

This is typically common when a man has a hard-on that prevents him from using the toilet and must stand patiently whilst thinking of non-sexual things to lose just enough blood pressure so he can urinate.

"What took you so long in there?"
"I had stop and calculate how many feet there are in a metre before I could get a noob erection so I could actually take a piss"
"Oh"

by ChokedChicken March 29, 2008

noob fest

a large group of people that are playing halo online and are getting beat badly because of their lack of experince

kyle sheehan is leading the noob fest at the lockout

by kyle sheehan August 4, 2007