Simp

The original reason that only real OGs know is Simp- Squirrels In My Pants.

Phineas: Look at Candice go! Where did she learn to dance like that!
Meanwhile..
Candice: I got Simp! Squirrels In My Pants!!

by Worst Daydream best nightmare April 19, 2023

Simp

To be so desperate for pussy that you would do anything.

God I hate josh he's such a simp he hits on 8 different chicks in one day.

by One of thee bois March 10, 2020

simp

a guy that wants some good pussy, but is too submissive so nevers gets any...

girl 1: eddie is such a simp
girl 2: ikr he's so simping on you

SIMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

by ieatsalad:/ June 3, 2020

Simp

Simp Typically a male who sees the woman he likes has his queen. Even tho she doesn’t know him personally or physically. They Donate and buy huge amounts of Stuff or donate Thousands of dollars to their “Queen”

Simps also jerk off to their Favorite streamer through twitch and always sends unnecessary and uncomfortable messages to their Streamers DMs. Simps often Protect their Queen when they say some really dumb shit on the internet.

Also take down videos or sponsors of the person who talks against her. *cough* *cough* Pokimane

Guy 1: Haha bro I literally Just saw A guy on the internet donate half of his life savings to his favorite thot.
Guy 2: bro wtf with that money I could have started some Esports gaming steam or something.. what a simp

by TherapistPierrePolnareff mod. August 2, 2020

Simp

: going out of your way to impress someone/ falling in love with someone who isn’t in love with you/ doesn’t like you/ doesn’t pay attention to you

Dude 1: “god I’m so in love with Rachel but she doesn’t even know my name.”

Dude 2: “you’re such a simp bro”

by Kitty ~ March 1, 2020

Simp

Someone named kyle

Dude kyle tried to be nice to her to Get her pants off! What a simp

by Granddaddy gabe September 9, 2020

Simp

When your friends leaves a game to talk to his other half

David is a simp for Emily when we play a game

by Carys May 27, 2021