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Mike Nelson

When an individual cannot learn a lesson from numerous criminal convictions, like driving while under the influence convictions, for example.

Synonym: armed career criminal, but for DWIs
I tried to help my friend get his license back, however, I’m afraid he is a total Mike Nelson about it.

When an individual cannot learn a lesson from numerous criminal convictions, like driving while under the influence convictions, for example.

Synonym: The DWIs version of an armed career criminal
by Blondes Have More Fun ;) July 3, 2023
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Jasauni Nelson

A unique example of self awareness and discipline to the dreams and aspirations of himself compassion and understanding for others most importantly the positive empowerment of words that creates motivation that is Jasauni Nelson
by 1705 July 27, 2023
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mindy Nelson

A fat count and a big narcissist that can’t hand the truth and blames other ppl to make herself feel good.
I’m mindy Nelson and I’m not happy with myself
by Mike Hanson August 24, 2023
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Rusty Nelson

Named after the 17th president of The Church Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Mormons), Russell M. Nelson.

To get someone in a full Nelson chokehold, then fuck them in the ass, traditionally without lube. Much like how the church has fucked millions of people out of 10% of their income while investing it to the tune of over 100 BILLION dollars in real estate.
You'd better pay that 10% or you're not going to see your family in the afterlife, and we're give you the Rusty Nelson.
by Vanilla Coke Bois September 10, 2023
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Soggy Nelson

To shove ones period blood up someone's nose to simulate a nose bleed.
by Mr_Scrubss January 8, 2024
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D'Nelson

A very sexy man who pulls a lot of lady’s. Also kind, caring, sweet, funny person typically quiet calm and collected, but once comfortable wild and obnoxious
D'Nelson is so handsome🤭
by El-chupa chupa November 21, 2023
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Liam Neeson

Describes something that is good or awesome. Replaces the word 'Decent'.
"Yeah yeah, come on bro, those shoes are Liam Neeson."
"That goal was super Neeson" and/or "That shot on goal was Liam."
by SuperLiam February 15, 2024
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