Freddie Murphy

A fat guy that sticks a leach up his ass and to pour the blood into a old condom to then chew on it like gum.

We just did the Freddie Murphy

by Squirty Murphy May 5, 2025

Sylas Murphy

Literally the most indecisive man on the whole planet, makes plans a week before and cancels at the last second. Has long hair and a bodacious ass, practically lives on his motor cycle. Finds all his tech at the Walmart dumpster, don’t even bother asking him to play a computer game because he essentially has a calculator as a computer.

(Sylas murphy crashes into school with his Harley Davidson motor cycle, hair flowing and ass jiggling)
Sylas:”has anyone seen my Samsung? I think it may have a meltdown for the 5th time today.”

by Bigboodylicouslicker88 September 26, 2022

Evie Murphy

starred in a game show called swashbuckle. she didn't actually thats a lie. shes proper lanky though

yo can you see evie murphy over there??
yo shes totally lanky

by yohohoho May 23, 2022

A Murphy

Winning the cumulative prize in a work office pool while claiming to only be a porn fluffer during college for the money. Is best known from the Buns of Steel videos. Sings impromptu lyrics to Beast of Burden chorus by The Rolling Stones like a champion.

Did you hear about the guy at work that won? He pulled A Murphy.

by Fat Brown Pandas October 29, 2018

drip murphy

a very fat stupid person

“oh no. drip murphy strikes again.”

by kebabsabs November 25, 2024

Paddy Murphy

Fat Irish guy who supports Liverpool and simps for Astrid Wett on Twitter.

Who is he? It’s Paddy Murphy that fat cunt

by AstridWettIsMid January 28, 2022

Murphy

A lovely beautiful girl. Very sporty and determined. She LOVES pastries. She is very introverted, but when you get to know her, you will realize how special she really is. She is an explorer and basically immune against anything poisonous! She could defeat anyone. Very smart although she doubts herself sometimes.

Guy 1: "Who is that girl?"
Guy 2: "She is Murphy, a real snack."

by Dwarf23 June 29, 2023