Caleb Murphy

Sexy, Good with girls, Gets pussy, and gets asses

Wow, Caleb Murphy is so hot.

by Caleb Murphy December 8, 2017

Jasper Murphy

A bad motherfucker, the baddest motherfucker in all of the land. He is also referred to the baddest jit of all fucking time. Legend. Raleigh forever.

“Jasper Murphy is a fucking beast”

by Broughton November 7, 2020

Murphy-Mitchell

Someone’s Baby Mother who Has Daddy Issues and isn’t 99.9% safe also wears diapers

How yours life going ?

Eh it’s really Murphy-Mitchell

by Yeagotchushorty June 2, 2022

Murphy squirts

Diarrhea at the absolute worst time possible.

"I'm on a first date, hottest girl I've ever gone out with, we go back to her place to fuck, and just as I'm about to cum I get the Murphy squirts. Painted a path from her bed all the way to the toilet. I guess she didn't see the humor in it, cuz she didn't want a second date..."

by Bottom-feeder Beater February 18, 2022

pulled a Murphy

When a woman knowingly accuses the wrong lover of paternity. She may have any of a number of reasons including child support, marriage, spite, to cover infidelity, etc.

Poor John paid child support for 5 years before he found out that Janet pulled a Murphy on him.

by FuryUSness November 20, 2017

Murphy

epic

damn bro that's so murphy

by cum69420 March 28, 2022

Murphy's second law

Anyone that can exist does exist, and they're probably on Twitter.

"What on earth do you mean they're calling themselves 'Sigma Males'?"

"Murphy's second law. They exist."

by waddlemarco June 30, 2021