scaling the mullet

the act of masturbation

i went fishing and didnt catch a thing so i was just scaling the mullet

by ryansmith June 1, 2011

Mullet Mansion

A person whose house is a “Mullet Mansion” They want to appear professional, successful, and rich on the outside but is really a cheapskate.

“That neighbor has a Mullet Mansion, he has the best yard in the neighborhood but his backyard is a party”

He has an Immaculate yard and a nice car but a dusty, dirty cluttered house.

The yards a “business” and the backyards a “party”

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by anonymous December 12, 2024

Mullet daddy

A very sexy type of mullet. Attracts hardcore black men and white men. Usually carried by fisherman and a football player that live near Kamloops British Columbia.

mullet daddy is so sexy

by Lelan2009 September 19, 2023

Mullet

A hair style worn exclusively by men who have IQs smaller than room temperature, often found among the Australia bogan population.

"Hey, that guy Chad grew a mullet over the holidays."
"Figures. Didn't he have to repeat year 7?"

by _gal1leo April 11, 2020

Monaco mullet

A mullet hairstyle worn by ageing billionaires commonly seen on luxury yachts in Monaco, St Tropez, etc.

I wish I could get my Monaco mullet to look like Phillip Green's, but I guess you gotta be a billionaire

by cobes72 March 4, 2025

Michigan mullet

When a man shaves all the hair above his penis, but leaves the balls long and hairy.

I hooked up with a dude that had a Michigan Mullet

by 8349533 August 19, 2022

Halloween Mullet

When a house is decorated for Halloween with child friendly stuff at the Front yard and really scary stuff for adults at the backyard or in the house.

Did you visit the Hounted House at the Corner this Halloween? They had a Halloween Mullet! Cool Stuff for everyone!

by RokaFuchsbau July 10, 2020